- To all my contractor and agency colleagues, I give you this, The Vendor-Client Relationship in the Real World: http://t.co/E8fO7XIU #
- New term: Dextered. "I have Dextered the room" = I have wrapped the room in plastic sheeting. #
- I love Scotchbrite pads. Got all the paint drips off the new "antique" vanity for the bathroom. #
- Got off my tuckus and finally wrote a review for @andrhia 's excellent A Creator's Guide to Transmedia Storytelling. TL;DR: Buy it! #
- I was kidding when I told my husband to dress like Heisenberg and hand out blue candy for Halloween. He is taking it seriously. #
- Our antique mall find this weekend, to match our bordello powder room http://t.co/g2MqAj1y #
- The problem with a Hoarders drinking game is that after watching Hoarders, I don't want to put ANYTHING in my mouth. #
- It's Dishonored day! #
Weekly Tweets
October 14, 2012 - 4:48 am
Weekly Tweets
October 7, 2012 - 4:48 am
- This is a picture of a mommy scorpion. http://t.co/Um8D9S6v #
- That woman is almost wearing that skirt. #
- Just read that you can play all through Dishonored without having to kill anyone. Neat! #
- Woohoo, my iPhone 5 has touched down in the USA! #
- Two words: steam power. Also, suspension of disbelief. That's three more words. #Revolution #
- "You can sleep in our room" means "Collect 8 stuffed animals, 3 books, 2 pillows, and 5 blankets to make a kid-nest on the floor." #
- LTE, I think I love you. #
- So I've got that going for me. http://t.co/SifD0MEM #
- Seems I have the iPhone 5 wifi problem. Good thing I cleverly installed my skin and screen protector before checking. #
- Bram Stoker's Dracula is such an odd movie that it made me not want to read the book for years. Didn't until I read Kostova's The Historian. #
- Pretty much the entire cast of ST:TNG is coming to Austin for Comic Con in 2 weeks. Squee! But I've not been to one-is it a mob scene? #
- "So, Momma, whatcha gonna do with your old iPhone?" -both my children. #
- Through hoodoo magic, have fixed the iPhone 5 wifi bug on my device. Not looking a gift horse in the bandwidth. #
- STEP AWAY FROM THE PAN SAUCE. #
- Apparently Slenderman is all the rage at my kids' elementary and middle schools. O.O #
- Listen to a grown man play the Slender game: http://t.co/RsXDTyAK #
- Mr. Rogers has a Very Special Message for you: http://t.co/veRP0uj4 #
- Maybe I'm being gaslit. I just don't know. #
- Clearly someone is breaking into my house at night and planting moths in the pantry. Because there is NOTHING THERE for moths to live in! #
- David Bowie was a prophet. There really ARE spiders on Mars. http://t.co/1ZYHf94W #
- People still fax? #
- Instantly archive a website via a third party service for future reference. Handy! http://t.co/pScC55Rs #
- Computer made v. unhappy disk grindy noises. Double backing up.
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Weekly Tweets
September 30, 2012 - 4:48 am
- I'm making my great-grandmother's pineapple upside-down cake. It's made in an 8" cast iron skillet and has 1.5 sticks of butter in it. #glub #
- So there was some sort of football game last night? #
- Spending far too much time lately reading about Mass Effect 3 ending theories. #
- Creepy-ass Victorian death photography. http://t.co/jUUwA0Ev (Beware of auto-playing music, too.) #
- Can you find something wrong with this picture? (No dead people in this one.) http://t.co/44XnCva6 #
- Have a drive to create something. Stashed something in webspace today in plain sight. Shall see if it is fruitful. #
- Idiot cat ate a plastic bag. #
- iPhoto's Faces feature picks the stupidest look to represent each person in the directory of faces. That has to be on purpose. #derpface #
- Kitty update: He's fine, but we get to excavate his poop for the next couple of days. Kitty is, of course, pleased as punch at this. #
- Got all that way only to realize my Mass Effect 3 extended cut DLC did not, in fact, DL. #
- The $90 T-shirt. http://t.co/VPd5yYhy #
- I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck. A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap. http://t.co/1t2rxDzd #
- Meet the Star Wars franchise continuity cop: http://t.co/E56tauw2 #
- What does one play after finishing up with the Mass Effect world, anyway? #
- The narrator for Texas Car Wars makes me want to burn things. #
- At least this tarantula was outside. http://t.co/gAAKQ6x2 #
Weekly Tweets
September 23, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Talk like a pirate at Krispy Kreme and get a donut. DRESS like a pirate at Krispy Kreme and get a dozen donuts! Nom. http://t.co/aBQefiUp #
- Light up arcade coin slot belt buckle: http://t.co/OjsGi77a? #
- Pantry revamp nearly complete! #
- OMG so organized! And tarantula free! http://t.co/L2Uu3OEy #
- I think we should take today to thank Wales for the equals sign. #
- Fascinating thread on how to spot amateurs in a myriad of professions: http://t.co/gNdhEYC5 How do you spot an amateur in _your_ profession? #
- There is a major drawback to having the clear bins… http://t.co/ncoe4ocX #
- Red kitties in sunny places. http://t.co/afUjSl1n #
- Baby, can you dig your man? http://t.co/r91O5EIq #
- The antibiotics will cure me or kill me. Whichever it is, I hope it's quick. #
- To nobody's surprise, The Fool and His Money's release date delayed a week before ship. Delay #39 if you're counting. http://t.co/lrsBclFU #
- Space Shuttle went RIGHT over our house this morning. Really low. Which was neat, if I had known about it first. O.O #pantychange #
- Normally I love How It's Made, but this stained glass segment features sliced-up fingers and bloodstained paper. Halloween is coming? #
- Oh, him? He's spending a year dead for tax purposes. #
Weekly Tweets
September 16, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Melissa and Doug crayons. You have GOT to be kidding me. Girls use green, too. http://t.co/13eAGnQy #
- I am the very model of a scientist Salarian. #
- Updated my portfolio and resume with a little project we like to call… Deadly Affairs. http://t.co/jddxaH6U #
- A map of London showing where common surnames live: http://t.co/Fc5gGrAl #
- Germany is doing some really interesting things with traffic lights. Pong!! http://t.co/C2ahD4MT #
- Protip: Send a couple of probes into the 7th planet of the Local Cluster in Mass Effect 2. See what EDI says. #
- Somebody needs to have a sit-down with their prop master. #nbcfail http://t.co/wP46E4k5 #
- Thought I'd try a piece of popcorn and spit out the husk. What hubris. #
- Richard III's remains might have been found under a parking lot. Will this plot point make it into the next GRRM book? http://t.co/Gp0k07iU #
- There's a good reason to hate cilantro: Excellent genes. http://t.co/9eds7faE #
- Titanic screen test with Jeremy Sisto – dark, brooding, and chock full of chemistry with Kate Winslet. http://t.co/ezVkGF4Z #
- I can play Mass Effect 3 in Story Mode! <3 #
- Anyone have personal experience with acupuncture? (Not just personal opinions.
) # - Tarantula on the pantry wall this morning. That's a quart size canning jar. http://t.co/pY7awJC4 #
- There was also a scorpion in the dining room. First good rain we've had in 3 months. #
- Better spider pic. http://t.co/VIS8qotj #
- A Wrinkle in Time, the graphic novel: http://t.co/uHQy3kCu #
- Called @attcustomercare for some information on my wireless rate plan and got an UNRELENTING UVerse hard sell. Not cool, not cool at all. #
- Our new pet is apparently a tarantula. #
Weekly Tweets
September 9, 2012 - 4:48 am
- There's a pack of 6 Labradors here. Woof. #
- Coming close to retiring from social media until 3 days after the election when nobody cares who's president again. #
- Um, hey guys? I hear frogs. #
- Going to bed all muddy, but at least I'm in a bed and not a mud puddle anymore. #
- 650 people are hospitalized every year after slipping on dog crap in Paris's streets. #
- Sudden Crepes Suzette craving! Aaaaahhh! #
- Michael Clarke Duncan noooooo! #
- Skynet takes another step towards becoming self-aware, kills awards program mid-broadcast: http://t.co/Lf7I74Fl #
- Artistic nephew has gone and remixed Adventure Time. (He's still for hire!) http://t.co/ygkA0boB #
- I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. #
- I can see you shiver with antici… #
- …pation! #
- I didn't die once in Mass Effect 1. Just started ME2 and have died 5 times. Checked and there is no "Weenie" game difficulty setting. #
- I love that moment when it all clicks into place. #
- OH from a child on the floor: "So much toenails." #
- Afraid of spiders? Just TELL them so. http://t.co/Ko3X2t3B #
- Something I could have done without: A spider scuttling underneath my face washing cloth in the shower. #
- Cold front coming! Woo! High of 90 tomorrow. Get out the sweaters. #
- If I go to an X-Files synopsis page and I read the words "Doggett" or "Reyes," I then close that synopsis page immediately. #
- My daughters like to play "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose." It involves each pinching the other's nose until it turns red. #
Weekly Tweets
September 2, 2012 - 4:48 am
- It's probably weird that I'm envious of my Commander Shepard's eyebrows. #
- Just a little westerer, Isaac. #
- Well, by "a little" I mean "Texas is thirsty." #
- OH NO YOU DINT. #breakingbad #
- That's it, man. Game over. Game OV-er. #
- The lipstick has hit the fan over at http://t.co/bjV68HZv. #deadlyaffairs #
- Parents, know that there is a gruesome, explicit One Direction fanfic on blogs & YouTube. You do NOT want your kid seeing it. Be vigilant. #
- I finished Mass Effect 1 and liked it very much. I started Mass Effect 2 and my Xbox started acting up. #
- This is a problem. #rrod http://t.co/MdYnM0Bw #
- Well, the warranty expired in 2009…
# - Now that we have the new Xbox, the old one booted up just fine. #
- I'm on a self-imposed Red Hot Chili Peppers hiatus. #
- Have spent all evening perusing the Enforced Method Acting section on TV Tropes. http://t.co/4EwZVKyM #
- E.T. on Blu-Ray – and the guns are back! See 0:25: http://t.co/4EX4ftrx #
- How did Eli Roth as The Bear Jew get to his dark place? Hannah Montana, of course. http://t.co/i2BKFdAO #
- Yesterday was one of my favorite days of the year: the day I noticed the elm leaves had a tinge of yellow. C'MON, COOL WEATHER! #
- Had my first "Oops, I ate popcorn, oh no!" dream the other night. Weird. #
- Greetings from Texas. http://t.co/UE3y4YlB #
- For real this time. Welcome from Texas. Hope your night is as pretty as mine. http://t.co/XFjWz9wa #
Weekly Tweets
August 26, 2012 - 4:48 am
- Oh my word – the Saris Abaya from Sweet Maria's isn't quite the blueberry Harar, but it's intensely fruited. Nom! #
- "I'm busy right now" means "I am available to fix your popcorn and find Lego Star Wars walkthroughs," apparently. #
- Every time I hurt a bit of my body, I realize how much I use that body bit. Have realized that I use _all_ my body bits a lot. #
- I think I might be some sort of savant at the Flow Free game. #
- Much gnashing of teeth until I realized HootSuite doesn't actually function correctly with Safari. #
- Hot dogs + hot sauce = bliss. #
- Gazelle is locking in trade-in values on iPhones for 30 days. Hmmmmmmm. *ponder* #
- You have just become aware of how your tongue feels in your mouth. #
- 30 writing tips from famous authors: http://t.co/ONcl1Wps #
- The story behind Ted's Caver Page, one of my favorite online horror stories: http://t.co/mkqunLQg #
- The most wonderful time of the year. /hattip @Gupfee http://t.co/eIrD2Jug #
- The doctor giggled gleefully. "Welcome to getting older!" he exclaimed, as if he'd been waiting for this moment all my life. Hooray? #
- I think storytelling fulfills a perverse desire to see bad things happen to good people in a way that is socially acceptable. #
- What is UP with the lipstick on this woman? "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" http://t.co/TzfS0JZQ #
- The bureaucrazy involved in dealing with a large medical practice is mind-boggling. Just fax me the thing already! Today, not next week! #
- I had a pet monkey once, but his lyre playing was sub-par. #
- Kneel before Zod. #
- Unfortunate print advertising: http://t.co/yQH0xLmI (Are babies the other white meat?) #
- Oh someone take away my internet from me. I clearly do not know how to use it yet. #
- Bite it, USADA. #
- Fun fact: If you squeeze fish oil capsules too tightly, they pop. My hand smells like an anchovy. #
- I have spent the last hour troubleshooting my daughter's iPod so she can play One Direction. Siiiiiiigh. #
- How did I miss this? The Ender's Game movie production blog: http://t.co/8YFBFMAs #