Personal mutterings, squallings, babbling, grunts, moans, and occasionally something intelligent.
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19 Feb 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- Braved the six snowflakes outside to cheer for the Wicked Witch of the West – at "Wicked." #
- Nobody told me Fluevog sells on Amazon Prime. Muahahah! #
- The cat knows I'm expecting a package, so he just went and knocked on the front door. #catsareevil #
- Yes, I did just totally spam my Schemer to get swag. #
- You know you're a guera when Covergirl's lightest foundation makes you look like you've got a killer tan. #
- I can't help but add "- IN JAIL!" to my "Happy Valentine's Day to you!" sentiments today. I think I've seen It's a Wonderful Life too much. #
- Signs of spring: the grass is growing, the trees are in bloom, and there was a huge waterbug in the bathroom this morning. Heavy sigh. #
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12 Feb 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- What is this I don't even http://t.co/S6smeL0b #procannibalism #advertising #
- What's the Play:Commertial ratio? 1:5? #
- If we make air duster "Pfft!" noises at the dog, he sneezes and paws at his ears. #stupidcanines #
- Just no. #saveferrisfromferris #
- One hand washes the other. #
- I think I have a serious crush on Fluevog shoes. #
- Adobe Reader is the most insidious, evil piece of crap software I've installed in a long time. #
- I woke myself up last night biting my tongue. I really did a number on it, too. Ow. #
- I bit my stupid tongue in my sleep again last night. If this keeps on, I'm going to end up like Jamie Oliver. #
- The final first class meal on the Titanic: http://t.co/GIu3DqaO #
- Adios, House (and not a moment too soon…) – http://t.co/Sg1hy4fv #
- The sublimely absurd tale of Cynthia, the famous mannequin of the '30s: http://t.co/zd5WF8WW #
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5 Feb 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- Whither winter? #
- Guy at the grocery store bolted out the door when his credit card was declined. He was trying to buy 10 gift cards. Hmmmmm. #necktattoo #
- WOOHOO! @labfly got her Snow Town funding thanks to an angel at the 11th hour! Hooray hooray!! #
- So far, the doctor has said to come in at 2:15, 2:00, 12:30, and 1:00. Guess I'll split the difference? #
- You don't need to see my social security number. #jedihandwave #
- You have received: Robe of Indignity! Charisma: -10. #
- I am supposed to eat whole grain cereal and avoid whole grain cereal. Apparently it's Schrodinger's cereal. #doctorsareweird #
- Just discovered the only fashion blog that I've ever liked: http://t.co/R4bziUpI (I'm lucky if I can remember pants AND a shirt…) #
- Clearly I am in the wrong profession, when instead I could get paid to poop. http://t.co/9dE53Nzn #
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29 Jan 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- So far, liking the My Fitness Pal app much better than Livestrong. Only took me a year to get disgusted enough to switch! #
- Cliff Johnson should just release The Fool & His Money on the 10th anniversary of the original release date, 10/31/13. http://t.co/lrsFJVP4 #
- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! http://t.co/SW1fh7W5 #earworm #
- Which to see, Dragon Tattoo or Tinker Tailor? #
- Atari 2600 hooked up to a 42" HDTV. Overkill? #
- The next thing I knew, I had been playing Circus Atari for an hour straight. Welcome to 1980. Well, back then it would have been 5 hours. #
- Hey, my Merlin works, too! #
- Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death! #
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22 Jan 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- It's Being Human night!! #
- Doctor, on looking in my ears: "Wow! You have a lot of pressure in there!" Clearly my brain is too big for my head. #
- Every once in a while the left side of my nose will let a little peep of air in just to tease me. #
- Public Service Announcement: The word "Habanero" does NOT have an ñ in it. #
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15 Jan 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- The Old Family Eggnog Recipe – in which I divulge a secret my family has closely guarded for 50+ years: http://t.co/nCyv1pw9 #
- If my father were still around, that Steelers game would have done him in. #
- I grow weary of people who think that "weary" means "wary." #
- Sure, you've seen the Macho Man Mod, but have you seen the Trololo Trolls? http://t.co/YdoJBhcu #skyrim #
- What's with the @kickstarter Year in Review email that I didn't sign up for and can't unsubscribe from? Only signed up for project updates! #
- Q: What did Voldemort's mom say to Voldemort? A: "Got your nose!" #
- The Austin killer was spotted 4 blocks from one of my old apartments and killed someone 3 blocks from another place I lived. Scary. #
- My first concert ticket stub unearthed: http://t.co/rdcTT2OJ #
- What day is this? What city is this? I'm all turned around. #
- Yes Paypal, I think that paying $20 to return this crappy $16 item is a grand idea. Or I could just take a hammer to it and send you video. #
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8 Jan 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- I was trying to call a coyote and got something else entirely: http://t.co/J52pDsZM #
- They ought to rename the Clementine fruit the Crackentine. #
- English pronunciation: http://t.co/0v5nz7zp #
- The @TCloudSubs by our house always plays the Grateful Dead outside. Tonight they played the Albany, NY 3/28/93 w/an amazing So Many Roads. #
- Three major Skyrim quests are broken for me: Thieves Guild, Companions, and Stones of Barenziah. Augh! #
- Someone please explain to me how in the hell this is making division easier for kids. http://t.co/Hp5cXsKV #everydaymath #
- The Raven, a film about Edgar Allan Poe: http://t.co/4t22P4uc – Looks v. promising! #
- Been reading about the Stephen Colbert #transmedia project. http://t.co/r6TlOsEy #
- If a seller sent me the wrong thing, am I unreasonable in asking for $ to ship it back for a refund? Will Paypal think I am unreasonable? #
- I am proud to say that I literally have rocks in my head, so take that! #
- If you get migraines, 1000 mg of Aspirin might be your new best friend: http://t.co/8ES61CO1 (I was dubious, but holy cow, it worked!) #
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1 Jan 2012 Author: addlepated In: General- Merry Christmas! Is it bedtime yet? #
- Got the kids the ad-sponsored Kindles for Christmas. One of them already accidentally bought $100 worth of hotel services. Sigh. #
- Aw man, they're sold out of the $1100 HDMI cable. http://t.co/cWQpL4Fr #
- ThinkGeek never sent recipient's package despite posting a tracking number. 3 wks later, out of stock. Issued an RMA?! WTF? /cc @thinkgeek #
- Apparently this is not a good year to order gifts online. #
- Such uneven writing! The finale is in beautiful iambic pentameter. Hooray! #skyrim #
- Just transferred 45 domains away from GoDaddy. Had to renew 6 in order to transfer them. Gross. #
- Blog: GoDaddy sucks – and it's not just because of SOPA – http://t.co/YMcsd2N5 #
- Funny how much bigger deer seem the darker it gets outside. #
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