Weekly Tweets

February 5, 2012 - 4:48 am No Comments
  • Whither winter? #
  • Guy at the grocery store bolted out the door when his credit card was declined. He was trying to buy 10 gift cards. Hmmmmm. #necktattoo #
  • WOOHOO! @labfly got her Snow Town funding thanks to an angel at the 11th hour! Hooray hooray!! #
  • So far, the doctor has said to come in at 2:15, 2:00, 12:30, and 1:00. Guess I'll split the difference? #
  • You don't need to see my social security number. #jedihandwave #
  • You have received: Robe of Indignity! Charisma: -10. #
  • I am supposed to eat whole grain cereal and avoid whole grain cereal. Apparently it's Schrodinger's cereal. #doctorsareweird #
  • Just discovered the only fashion blog that I've ever liked: http://t.co/R4bziUpI (I'm lucky if I can remember pants AND a shirt…) #
  • Clearly I am in the wrong profession, when instead I could get paid to poop. http://t.co/9dE53Nzn #

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