Weekly Tweets

February 26, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I am not understanding this reward card structure. http://t.co/FWUB8Zy1 #
  • Well, that happened. #
  • I am a lineman for the valley. #
  • I was not visited by the angry shades of my forebears last night, which I consider a win. #
  • Making gluten-free bread has been a lot like making cement blocks. #
  • What's up with the word "xanthan," anyway? Sounds like a comic book villain. The despicable Dr. Xanthan. Plotting to take over the world. #
  • 93 degrees in February already. I have a bad feeling about this. #
  • How one smallish kitty can make a four foot long barfspray is beyond my comprehension. #
  • "You know for the life of me I don't know why everyone want to cleave my bosom? If you ask me it cleaves just fine by itself." #
  • How to tell when someone doesn't have dogs: they put that blue cleaner crap in the toilet tanks. #

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