Weekly Tweets

May 6, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Black widow in the garage. http://t.co/0d7mPIOZ #
  • Horny toad on cow turd. http://t.co/loBq0qYU #
  • Me: "That all used to be nothing but pasture when I was a kid… wait, I sound like my mother." #
  • Extreme utilitarianism: http://t.co/VlVDwRn4 #
  • My dad missed the world record for living with a bullet lodged in his head by a good 20 years. Who knew? http://t.co/JOsvzq6H #
  • How does Det. Britten set his alarm clock in "Awake"? This is going to bother me all night until I wake up in my alternate reality. #
  • This is a cool tool for clothes shopping pre-screening! What Size Am I? http://t.co/y257XqIS #
  • My incredibly talented nephew is seeking a video game job in Austin or San Antonio. Pls let me know if you have a lead! http://t.co/XQCj99LR #
  • I think my OS needs a high colonic. #
  • I have often said that doorways are thought-suckers, and today found that it's a SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN FACT! http://t.co/eXpQExbL #
  • Blizzard's customer service is pretty awesome – go go Game Masters! http://t.co/dwy43YCH /via @reddit #
  • Had a Breaking Bad geek-out moment while watching @4thwallstudios brand new series, Dirty Work. #
  • New neighbors slipped a Starbucks gift card into our mailbox with a note apologizing for all the construction noise. I like them. #
  • I keep seeing trucks loaded with porta-potties going down my dead-end street. How many people have to pee down there? #
  • My mistake. It was the same truck executing a 27-point backup maneuver. Cul-de-sacs are for wussies. #
  • Found my great-great-grandfather's last letter ever written, reminiscing about the night Lincoln was shot. Wow. #
  • I just fit into a dress I wore my senior year of high school. #smug #
  • TSA violating your rights? There's an app for that: http://t.co/yuzfwhY3 #
  • I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. #
  • Roger Freaking Waters. #
  • Kept getting goosebumps watching Roger Waters perform The Wall. I lost count at 6 times. Good show. $50 shirts! #
  • I totally geeked out over the fact that Roger Waters used Battlestar Galactica (new series) music during show intermission. #
  • Ugh, Starbucks blonde roast is just watered down coffee. Light roast doesn't mean weak, folks. It just means not burnt to a crisp. #
  • To be precise, Roger Waters played "Caprica City, Before the Fall" from the Season 4 Battlestar Galactica soundtrack. #nerrrrrrrrrrd #
  • Oh boy. I am really looking forward to "The Pitch." NOT. #

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