Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Hi, My name’s D. and I’m a nosespray addict.
Hi, D!
Seriously, I’ve been using this Sinex stuff for far too long and now I can’t breathe without. I’m too weak to go cold turkey. I… can’t… BREATHE!
I love reading blogs. It’s like voyeurism - a more intimate form of the previously ubiquitous webcam. [...]

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months (or have no kids), you don’t know that Steve from Blue’s Clues is leaving. He’s off to become a rock star and there are samples of his work on his web page. Now the funny thing is the letters he’s been [...]

Ok, call me crazy, but if you’re going to be this damned crunchy-granola, why not breastfeed your kid? Oh, I guess it’s because breastmilk is dairy. Sheesh.
Sorry, folks. I’m not planning on having yet another political diatribe page, but I do have some hot buttons, and child welfare is one of them [...]

Hey, our pet rats keep disappearing
When the Taliban’s away, the calf we’ll slay
Oh for heaven’s sake, this is getting silly
Ahhhhh, France
For the Apocalyptic-phile in your life
To the tune of “Istanbul (not Constantinople)”
It’s only been TWELVE FRIGGING YEARS, but it’s out
³The church is pretty much saying, ŒIf you stop ordaining gays you¹ll stop the sexual abuse¹,² [...]

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Wow, what a meal. Marinated grilled Cornish game hens, wilted spinach salad, and Greek lemon garlic potato wedges. We’re eating like grownups! It was a Kraft-free dinner. No mac and cheese for me, please.
I have absolutely no idea what I did today. [...]

So you’ve decided to be evil…
Those wacky *cough* Canadians
Random much?

I really hate dealing with idiots. I sold something on eBay to a guy who apparently used to be on home.com but never bothered to update his email address. Strike #1. Then he updated it, I emailed him and told him to either Paypal me or let me know if he wanted [...]

Yummy!
Uh…… yeah. So anyway, I’m sure you’ll all be happy to know that I have bought underwear for the first time in years. Mom always wanted me to have clean underwear with no holes, in case I was in a car wreck.
Oh, and no extra charge, ma’am.
Sick, sick, sick.
Irrational exuberant epileptic [...]

This is beginning to chap my hiney - Blogger was broken last night and I couldn’t post any updates! In short:
For you Left Behind series addicts, a drinking game.
If you’ve ever gotten the Nigerian Scam Spam, you’ll enjoy these people, who scam the scammers. You can’t cheat an honest man!

My husband thinks that blogging is the height of hubris. He compares it with the people who are on those TLC shows like A Baby Story, A Dating Story, A Wedding Story, etc. He thinks that people who are on those shows are really full of themselves to think that anyone else is [...]