Archive for May, 2002

Disturbing search requests for

Friday, May 31st, 2002

Disturbing search requests for today:
panty inspection video - I’m number 1 on this list. Neat.
men in girdles - the newest sexual craze?
weird scuba things - I don’t think I want to know more about it.

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Friday, May 31st, 2002

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Heavens to Betsy, I had 75 visits yesterday, and 100 page views. You like me! You really like me! I probably won’t update much tomorrow since a friend’s coming over for a playdate, so I’m getting it all out of my system today. [...]

If I had a

Friday, May 31st, 2002

If I had a marketing department, I’d bitch about it. But I don’t. The most marketing we do is a yellow pages ad. Ha!
Here’s a question for those of you with children: do you tend to refer to your husband as “Daddy” - even in private thoughts? As in, “We’re out [...]

I couldn’t stand it

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

I couldn’t stand it anymore so I went to the urgent care clinic to have a doctor look at it. He said it’s some sort of bug bite or sting (well duh) and it might be infected. I’m not sure about that since it gets a whole hell of a lot better when [...]

It itches! IT ITCHES!

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

It itches! IT ITCHES! IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
Sorry, the Benadryl wore off. My arm is totally swollen and itchy. Gotta take more. More more more. Every time I scratch it it gets bigger. Bigger bigger bigger. If it were going to kill me, it would have by now, wouldn’t it?
I [...]

I know New Jersey’s

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

I know New Jersey’s not exactly heaven on earth, but why shoot your girlfriend for mentioning the name?
New York City bloggers - put yourself on the map
Principal refuses to let paralyzed student walk across the stage (using braces) at graduation.

This explains a lot..

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

This explains a lot.. like why people West Palm Beach couldn’t figure out how to vote.
Ladies - ever wanted to write your name in the snow?
This is phallic

Last night I outlined

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

Last night I outlined the borders of the redness from this weird bite thing I have with a lip liner. When I woke up this morning the red had crept about 1/8″ outside the line. Still itchier than hell. I took a Benadryl to see if it would help. Hub found [...]

I just posted a

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

I just posted a question in someone else’s blog about wondering if she felt better after having sicked it up and it got me to thinking. It is really hard for me to barf. I almost typoed “bark”, which would be wrong, because I can bark very easily.
Barfing is another matter. [...]

Latest weird searches that

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

Latest weird searches that brought people to this site:
“girls underwear” sears
yatta video anger sanka
mistress trillian
Nothing quite as titillating as M.S.’s ‘gay men in girdles’ search, I’m afraid.
Bug bite update: very itchy, getting hot and hard in the middle. Settle down, Beavis.