Archive for June, 2002

Design your own shoes

Sunday, June 30th, 2002

Design your own shoes
I’m horrified that the Yatta video didn’t make it to this list
The Top 13 Little-Known Rules of Beer Drinking
Get a free copy of the Constitution and see what America is all about
Take the Political Compass test and post results in the comments

Friday Five! Better late

Friday, June 28th, 2002

Friday Five! Better late than never…
When was the last time you…
1. …sent a handwritten letter? A few months ago to my cousin’s wife. It was a sympathy note after her father had been killed in an accident.
2. …baked something from scratch or made something by hand? Hot fudge pudding cake! mmmmmmm….
3. …camped [...]

Need help passing your

Friday, June 28th, 2002

Need help passing your piss test?
What’s that old saying? Don’t take a knife to a gun fight.
Jailbait or legal?
It is gettting harder and harder to find good links. Maybe it’s because school’s out or something.

The nine month old

Friday, June 28th, 2002

The nine month old fell over the other day and smashed her head on a table leg. She grew an enormous goose egg and now has a nice big black bruise right smack dab in the middle of her forehead. She is an utter and total monkey and gets into everything and she [...]

I looked up to

Thursday, June 27th, 2002

I looked up to the sky and saw a satellite that I had desperately been searching for. I knew it was the right one because it was shaped like a Tie Fighter. As I watched in horror, it crashed into several other satellites and dragged them out of orbit. Nobody else could [...]

Germany throws a pity

Wednesday, June 26th, 2002

Germany throws a pity party, cries that nobody loves them.
Accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior before January 1, 2003 and Receive a Free Digital Phone!
DO NOT TELL the man in your life about this.

I had a nightmare

Wednesday, June 26th, 2002

I had a nightmare last night that I was part of the Capone gang. We had gone to a safe house to try to hide from the feds but I got a bad feeling about it and insisted that we get out of there. I had to round up all the cats and [...]

Nothing to say except

Tuesday, June 25th, 2002

Nothing to say except my head hurts so bad that my eyes are watering. Just took drugs. Hopefully better soon.

So we finally went

Tuesday, June 25th, 2002

So we finally went to see Star Wars: Attack of the Clones last night. I really enjoyed it. Much better than I anticipated. Although everyone else seems to hate Hayden Christensen, I didn’t mind him at all. I don’t think he gave an Oscar caliber performance or anything, but I see [...]

Yes, I’m alive. We’ve

Monday, June 24th, 2002

Yes, I’m alive.
We’ve been in Houston for the past few days at the La Leche League regional conference. It was nice, although hard to hear the speakers while chasing around the baby. I’m seriously considering applying to be a LLL Leader, though.
Damn, it’s hard being away from the computer for 3 days.