123456789… here’s how to teach the kids to count!
Oh. Mah. Gawd. I just found out that the guy who did the Yatta video is from Austin!
Heaven’s just a funky moose. You gotta throw away the night. Uh, what?
Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
Could Hollywood hack your PC? Maybe.
Better clear your calendar for February 1, 2019, cause that’s when the world’s going to end.
Mad at your boss? Cow orker? Husband? Dog? Don’t just stand there – shoot it!
Hurdy skurndom, der Googlen bork, bork, bork!
31337 900913 534R(h, d00dz!
Well, the ‘open links in new windows’ works again… but at the expense of my meta keywords tag. If that tag is in place, the code doesn’t work.
Flummoxed. Totally.
Hey, dammit. I told you to sign my GuestMap. Do it. Now.
Please?
Dammit.
Siamese cats. It’s probably not what you’re thinking.
Do you breastfeed and live in the Bay area? Go break a world record.
New non-lethal weapons in production.
Must. Have. 80s. Compilation. Now.
Idiosyncratic comfort foods
Hello Kitty psychological profile
He’s just bitter because he can’t get laid.
Many womens are tickled them nose by Kleenex, and sneeze. Please enjoy!