Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

…is that they appropriate your bubble wrap (a.k.a. “pops” in kid-ese). Your hours of blissfully popping are over. I love big-bubble bubble wrap, and we just got a package with some in it a couple of days ago, and do you know how many bubbles I got to pop? Three, that’s how many. That sucks.

I just discovered the recipe section on the Reynolds Wrap website and I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. Tonight: pork chops in chutney.

That is, if the thunderstorm doesn’t take us out. Just what central Texas needs right now, more rain.

I didn’t get to the gym today, most notably because I have canker sores. In my throat. And they hurt, and that’s on top of the fact that I slept funny the other night and my neck’s all screwed up and I can’t turn my head. Wah wah, pity me, mmmm-kay?

This is really disturbing – dolly dogs
So’s this – Punchie and Pikachu.
And this, well, this will give you nightmares – Nimoy sings Baggins ballad.
An angry 404 error.
Odd nipples. Really.
Hey, I think I dated the guy on the right.
There’s some pretty amazing body paint going on here.

By the way, the last 3 links are not safe for work or kids.

There’s a whole movement dedicated to keeping Austin weird. This menu demonstrates a typically non-weird restaurant. My favorite is the Hill Country Poor People in Silly Hats Made of Arugula, with the Braised Mixed Field Hands in Curdled Lhasa Apso Saliva as an appetizer.

Vise-Grip 32XX ToolBox Multipurpose Tool
Panasonic EW176 Portable Oral Irrigator

…okay, just stop. That’s obscene.

Sabatier 11-Piece BBQ Tool Set with Sturdy Carrying Case
Bow Wow Buddies: Golden Lab
Hamilton Beach 05521 TrueAir Cool Mist Humidifier

Hey, I could actually use the humidifier. Maybe. Come to think of it, I haven’t used a humidifier since the 2 yo was teeny. Nevermind.

Pass and close my gold box.

Got the smell out, thank goodness.

Speaking of piss, ever wanted to write your name in the snow?