Recent bizarro searches
Monday, September 30th, 2002People searching for the following things lately have made it to my web page:
nose fart real player
NEW YARK GAY MEN PICTURE
picture old guy breastfeeding monkey
Archive for September, 2002
Regarding the brother thing
Monday, September 30th, 2002The brother has complained loudly and vocally that the whole world thinks that he never followed through on the Astroworld promise in 1981. Well, he did follow through, that’s true. But I’d like to relate another story.
About 10 years ago I asked him if he and the kids would like to go to [...]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ah!
Monday, September 30th, 2002The Immigrant Song, a la Viking kittens.
Hats of Meat. That’s hats, made out of meat.
The encyclical Simpsons reference guide.
New Jersey poet laureate writes anti-Semitic urban legend-based poem, gets booed, governor asks him to step down, he refuses. What a dingleberry.
I knew nationalized health care was good for something. The UK National Health [...]
And…
Sunday, September 29th, 2002I forgot to mention the whole episode where I was supposed to have dinner with Ronald Reagan but the snooty maitre d’ kept ignoring me so I finally went off on a 15 minute long tirade. And got seated.
What dreams may come
Sunday, September 29th, 2002Last night I had a dream that my doctor said I have advanced liver cancer and I had to have chemotherapy. I had to have tearful phone conversations with my family telling them what was up, I had to update my will and make sure the kids were going to be taken care of. [...]
Coolio
Saturday, September 28th, 2002Look at this. It’s honest to goodness real. I played around with it in Photoshop yesterday.
Yesterday I also went to the Austin Quilt Show and joined the Austin Area Quilt Guild. I’m honestly not sure what’s involved in being a guild member, but for $12.50 (and free show admission) it’s not that [...]
Ortho K
Friday, September 27th, 2002Anyone ever heard of Ortho K? No, it’s not a breakfast cereal. It’s a process by which you wear hard contact lenses that you wear, usually at night, and you take them out in the morning and you’re able to see all day. Fascinating. I’m way too chicken for Lasik; this [...]
Sarah Connor?
Friday, September 27th, 2002Shades of Terminator… Two women with the same name slain in Houston.
Ohio man finds hidden camera in a Marriott hotel bathroom.
Rumors of Jason Mewes’s death are highly exaggerated.
Though I don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, it is kind of fun to make my own Bush speech.
So there
Thursday, September 26th, 2002The sole, petty reason for this post is to piss off my brother because I’m up late.
Brag
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002We got some pictures back from the photographer today. Here’s the almost-3-y.o. and here’s the one year old. Personally, I think they’re pretty cute.
Number one daughter has locked her father out of the house and pulled him down to the floor out of his chair tonight. She’s on a roll!
