Letter to an asshole
October 2, 2002 - 2:43 am
Dear asshole,
That number that you keep calling? It’s our home phone number, not a fax number. Here at our home, it’s almost three in the morning. You, calling with your stinking junk fax at this hour, can go straight to hell. Asshole.
P.S. Junk faxes are illegal, asshole.
(I bit the very tip of my tongue straight off while eating dinner earlier.)