Archive for October 18th, 2002

How to be childish

October 18, 2002 - 3:06 pm 5 Comments

Need help remembering how cooties worked? Look no further.
Major political platforms from the 1800s on. See! how they’ve changed! Watch! as they contradict themselves! Gape! as they grow from a couple of paragraphs to the size of War and Peace!
I bet you’d never thought that rocks are sexy before, had you?
…Or flies…
…Or cake…
Learn about the disfiguring ailment that is guitar face.
O.J. isn’t sure he’s innocent anymore. No, really.
How to stay safe in the D.C. area: tips on how to act when outdoors, and a decoy to help you gas up safely.
Oh, deer.
And on a serious note: if you’ve never encountered someone with mental illness, you probably have no clue what kind of world they live in. Here’s a glimpse into the mind of one lady who is extremely troubled.

Oh, lovely

October 18, 2002 - 1:07 am 3 Comments

I just found out what a “wet-dry dressing” is. And apparently it’s nice and painful during dressing changes. Yippee!