URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
From: George Walker Bush
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461
Dear Sir / Madam,
I Am George Walker Bush, Son Of The Former President Of The United
States Of America George Herbert Walker Bush, And Currently Serving As
President Of The United States Of America. This Letter Might Surprise
You Because We Have Not Met [...]
Read these posts. Funny as hell. Do not attempt to drink anything while reading since you will snarf.
The pre Seeing Eye Cat Tale
Mischief last night
Think I ought to take the ’seeing eye’ cat out again?
AR15.COM Forums - Final SEC trip. Wally World. LEOs called.
Brian was blogsurfing today and ran across my hosting rant - he offered to host me for free on his non-profit server, the Zyx.net Project, or for pay with the promise that I can yell at him personally if something’s wrong at the webhost he admins - WestHost.
I thought that was a really nice thing [...]
Here’s a forum where you can go to talk about Featureprice!
I signed up with Featureprice (sucks) last May, encouraged by their online helpdesk and 99.9% uptime guarantee. I had several outages and the 24 hour outage last weekend kicked off this saga. If I don’t get a refund, I will take them to [...]
I said “screw it” to keeping on with trying to convert my previous Movable Type installation to the new server, and I vaped it, installed from scratch, and imported my old entries. I don’t know why I didn’t do that to begin with besides the face that I’m bullheaded.
If you see anything broken, please [...]
is this thing on?
Joe Millionaire, as you’ve never seen him before.
(my prediction - he really is a millionaire. last name’s Marriott for crying out loud)
Everything you ever wanted to know about Maurice Gibb’s… penis? (did we really need to know there was a nodule on it?)
A mysterious visitor visits Edgar Allan Poe’s grave every year and leaves [...]
My current webhosting company, Featureprice, sucks. Featureprice sucks because I’ve had a trouble ticket open with them for a week, my site went down for over 24 hours yesterday, and when I called up their tech support number last night to complain, I had to listen to a three minute bitchy condescending message about [...]
I just realized that I got MeFi’d back in October. Cool.
Sometimes the soundtrack to a movie, TV show, or piece of software can be just as important as the script. There are certain numbers that are hauntingly evocative of the scenes they underscore. Sometimes the music is recognized, sometimes not. I’ve been thinking about it and I’ve come up with quite a [...]
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Actually my CT scan showed that I have both diverticulitis and a kidney stone, but the...
