Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

TO: St. Edward’s University Students
FROM: Dean of Students
Re: Classes Cancelled

Due to a non-specific bomb threat, all classes are cancelled through noon today to allow buildings to be searched. Please check your University email and/or University Web Site for further updates. Do not come to campus if you are not already on University grounds.

Students who are on campus are evacuated to the soccer and softball fields immediately until further notice.

They extended the closure to 5 pm so far. The students seem annoyed.

I got a totally sweet trailhead swag package in the mail from what looks like GMD Studios’s new game. There’s even a Craigslist posting for me. Unfiction is all atwitter.

What I need is a clone. Or one of those time stoppy things.