Weekly Tweets
June 26, 2011 - 4:48 am
- Happy Father's Day to the best dad I know – the one I carefully selected to assist me in achieving genetic domination on Earth! Muahahah! #
- Homemade pulled pork and potato salad = win. #
- A shirt for your highly literate friends: http://bit.ly/mRiCWq #
- TIME WARNER WHERE IS MY KILLING I HATE YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #
- "I bet Television Without Pity is mad." #TheKilling #
- Had my first @Solvate client call today. I think it went well, and I get paid for the call even if I don't get hired for the gig. Sweet! #
- The way you diffused that situation really peaked my interest. #
- Turning on the cold water is a lot like turning on the hot water these days. #
- Did you just lose the game? #
- Busted through a weight plateau I've been stuck at since May 17! #
- Dear waitress: if you'd quit putting so much ice in my tea, you wouldn't have to come fill it so often. #
- Email you don't want to get from your server: "Internal disk 2 on DiskStation has crashed; please replace it." #
- Owls with stupid expressions on their faces: http://bit.ly/kwwEJ3 @kennethcavness) #
- Hodor Hodor Hodor! http://itsh.bo/jdJGNF #
- My children have painted their faces with glitter glue. They wanted to look like vampires. They have never seen or read Twilight. WTF? #
- If you don't believe me now, will you ever believe me? "The Queen is Dead" turns 25: http://ind.pn/kWpsGk (C'mon, relive your angsty youth!) #
- Stepped on a palmetto bug with my bare feet. Hubby taking great joy in imitating my cries of distress. #
- Today I decided to run poison oak on my arm just to see what would happen. #
- Cool, Erasure's coming to town. I saw them… *counting fingers* *counting toes* *ran out of digits* …er, a few years ago. #
- I listen to today's #tvthemes soundtracks pretty much weekly, hence my 5 second response time. #
- Coffee time! #
- I had a dream last night that my cat got loose and was in a field frolicking with a young bull and a little boy. (I don't get it, either.) #
- My Friday gift to you: Leona Anderson's music from 1957 (I have this on vinyl; "Limburger Lover" is to die for) http://youtu.be/beQc-WDMnow #
- Breaking News! Leona Anderson's "Limburger Lover" found! Listen here – http://bit.ly/jqIipQ #
- Microsoft is looking for a Narrative Designer with experience in ARGs, writing, and video games: http://linkd.in/l4NHf2 #transmedia #
- Poison oak update, day 2: nothing to report. #
- Grammar porn: http://bit.ly/iM1GIP #
- Time Bandits time! #
- "What's a Polaroid?" "It used to develop the film right then and there." "The… film?" *heavy sigh* #kidsthesedays #
- Poison ivy update, day 3: nuttin'. #