Archive for May, 2012

Weekly Tweets

May 27, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Stop the vocal fry! http://t.co/k0FO2dI0 #
  • Are you taking fish oil or snake oil? http://t.co/7QChxRBz #
  • Baking pie. #
  • Someone thinks they own my old ARG character's email. Today I've been subscribed to Highlights for Kids and Naughty Hotties. Wha? #
  • Looking at a map of Washington D.C. has given me a powerful urge to play Fallout 3. #
  • Had a dream about looking for the Evil Dead cabin, only there was spy work in someone's mansion involved. Very strange. #
  • Trying to buy Shiva's Mother has kicked off a comedy of errors ending with me throwing myself on Amazon's mercy. #
  • Photos that make you say "Huh?": http://t.co/ylu8VQxN #
  • A coded birthday message from my daughter. She chopped up the letters and rearranged them. Impressive!! http://t.co/8ijWr9ao #
  • Yummy birthday dinner at Uchiko. 🙂 #
  • "Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled." #
  • 14 years ago I married my honey in a tropical paradise. The best decision I ever made was saying "Yes." 🙂 #
  • Don't look at me. You've seen a penguin before. <- Weirdest finale ever? Except for The Prisoner? #awake #
  • I don't know how I feel about a clothing manufacturer named "a.n.a." for juniors. Not good, really. #
  • Had an astounding anniversary dinner at Congress. Were so effusive with praise that the executive chef came out to say hi. Yum. #
  • Tonight's visitor: (beware of bug pic) http://t.co/bxHwsr5c #

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Weekly Tweets

May 20, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Does anyone else see what I see? http://t.co/8pLPIprp #
  • We had this washer and dryer (in Harvest Gold!), but I'm pretty sure a scene like this never played out at my house: http://t.co/06OrT2jl #
  • I was out in the yard pulling poison ivy earlier and I'm pretty sure a spider bit the back of my neck. Happy Mother's Day! #
  • Is "If you dislike Obama, you're a racist!" a form of Godwining, or no? #
  • Hmm, the doctor from ST:TNG's "Frame of Mind" really reminds me of Michael Palin's character in Brazil: http://t.co/J159KAv5 #
  • Protip: If something "literally rocked your world," we'd ALL BE DEAD. #
  • My clever nephew @tankmonkey has been monkeying around, true to his name, and produced a Monkey Masterpiece: http://t.co/E4bHj0lo #
  • You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. #
  • Love this XKCD! (I only just read it.) http://t.co/AxF8OCay #
  • A postcard from Back to the Future's Tom Wilson (Biff): http://t.co/9NuZIhOL /via @lettersofnote #
  • I tried a teeny dab of perfume on my wrist and hated it. Scrubbed with soap, alcohol, and oil to no avail. It is a zombie fragrance. #
  • How they're promoting The Ring 3D in Japan: http://t.co/LnSm4bM4 (eek) #
  • Think your job stinks? Wait until you get a taste of this one: http://t.co/VWasI8YV #
  • ‘The Killing’: How AMC’s Adaptation of ‘Forbrydelsen’ Went Wrong http://t.co/2JE8CBTL via @thedailybeast #
  • Fabulous short film – View from the Closet: http://t.co/XXpb9GUN #
  • Anyone want to meet at Ten Forward in an hour? #
  • I'm pretty sure Asiana puts crack in their chicken tikka masala. #
  • I admit that I check out Klout semi-regularly. Because I like free crap. Don't judge. #
  • Some face cream I used recently gave me the skin of a 16 year old – by which I mean, zits everywhere. The price of "beauty." #
  • Uh oh. I had a needle a minute ago. Where did I put it? O.O #
  • Putting my hand-knit item into the washing machine is TERRIFYING. #
  • Knitting project is on the wires blocking. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! #
  • I've knit 1/3 of this fabulous sweater & think I have to frog – lost so much weight it's too big now! http://t.co/SaDdfLxW #
  • Remember kids, you can't spell "loathe" without "hate." #
  • One of the kids at the piano recital played the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina of Time. 🙂 #
  • Chopping broccoli! http://t.co/XsLVKKKk #
  • I bet this was an interesting subway ride: http://t.co/vpgcfOkI #
  • Beachcomber picks up rocks that spontaneously combust in her pocket: http://t.co/tmLbFDKw #
  • First harvest from the garden! Amazing how a cage around it lets the veggies escape the ravages of squirrels. http://t.co/PNhG5vu0 #
  • Guinness QR pint glass has code only visible when beer is poured into it: http://t.co/6Qc366ik /cc @vpisteve #
  • I think @mikemonello needs these tiki lamps in his office: http://t.co/u7I7iaPT #
  • I got some lotion that smells like lemon meringue pie and it's all I can do to keep from gnawing on my hands. #

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Weekly Tweets

May 13, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I always count the stairs when I go up or down them to make sure my house isn't growing. #
  • Reading about the Senate's Candy Desk. Our lawmakers at work! http://t.co/MShnlRxT #
  • Go to hell, Murphy. #
  • I honestly had no idea that was Giancarlo Esposito in Taps: http://t.co/CQN444TH #
  • That was exciting. The elevator I was in just broke down. Luckily it was on a floor with the doors open. #
  • It was somewhere in the middle of the graveyard that I caught the unmistakeable scent of bread baking. #
  • Who puts cinnamon in cherry cobbler?? What a world, what a world. #
  • Ugh, I'm in the middle of the city and I can't get a good 3G or a good WiFi connection. #
  • That meal set the record for least flavorful thing I've ever had, including the bacon. Ironic: a girl passed by wearing a Nickleback shirt. #
  • Conference calls, a graphical explanation: http://t.co/pgafVdiH #
  • The chocolate sundae was so bad, I warned the lady at the next table about it. #
  • Mmm poppa mau mau. #
  • The burger I just had was 4x the flavor and half the price of last night's. Plus, it was a beanburger. Win! #
  • Even though my room claimed it was on the 14th floor, we all know the truth, don't we? #
  • The cat found the first brown recluse of the season in the living room. GOOD kitty. #
  • Got everything looking all spiffy. Then looked at it in MSIE. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. #

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Weekly Tweets

May 6, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Black widow in the garage. http://t.co/0d7mPIOZ #
  • Horny toad on cow turd. http://t.co/loBq0qYU #
  • Me: "That all used to be nothing but pasture when I was a kid… wait, I sound like my mother." #
  • Extreme utilitarianism: http://t.co/VlVDwRn4 #
  • My dad missed the world record for living with a bullet lodged in his head by a good 20 years. Who knew? http://t.co/JOsvzq6H #
  • How does Det. Britten set his alarm clock in "Awake"? This is going to bother me all night until I wake up in my alternate reality. #
  • This is a cool tool for clothes shopping pre-screening! What Size Am I? http://t.co/y257XqIS #
  • My incredibly talented nephew is seeking a video game job in Austin or San Antonio. Pls let me know if you have a lead! http://t.co/XQCj99LR #
  • I think my OS needs a high colonic. #
  • I have often said that doorways are thought-suckers, and today found that it's a SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN FACT! http://t.co/eXpQExbL #
  • Blizzard's customer service is pretty awesome – go go Game Masters! http://t.co/dwy43YCH /via @reddit #
  • Had a Breaking Bad geek-out moment while watching @4thwallstudios brand new series, Dirty Work. #
  • New neighbors slipped a Starbucks gift card into our mailbox with a note apologizing for all the construction noise. I like them. #
  • I keep seeing trucks loaded with porta-potties going down my dead-end street. How many people have to pee down there? #
  • My mistake. It was the same truck executing a 27-point backup maneuver. Cul-de-sacs are for wussies. #
  • Found my great-great-grandfather's last letter ever written, reminiscing about the night Lincoln was shot. Wow. #
  • I just fit into a dress I wore my senior year of high school. #smug #
  • TSA violating your rights? There's an app for that: http://t.co/yuzfwhY3 #
  • I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. #
  • Roger Freaking Waters. #
  • Kept getting goosebumps watching Roger Waters perform The Wall. I lost count at 6 times. Good show. $50 shirts! #
  • I totally geeked out over the fact that Roger Waters used Battlestar Galactica (new series) music during show intermission. #
  • Ugh, Starbucks blonde roast is just watered down coffee. Light roast doesn't mean weak, folks. It just means not burnt to a crisp. #
  • To be precise, Roger Waters played "Caprica City, Before the Fall" from the Season 4 Battlestar Galactica soundtrack. #nerrrrrrrrrrd #
  • Oh boy. I am really looking forward to "The Pitch." NOT. #

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