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October 27, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Every time my dog poots, it scares him. It scares me, too. 12:13:01, 2013-10-20
I forgot how great Luby's is. They fried me up some liver and onions fresh. Nom nom nom. 18:57:50, 2013-10-20
"Don't turn around, uh oh. Your mom is coming 'round, woah uh oh." -Lyrics interpreted by 6th grader 20:39:47, 2013-10-20
The Halloween store seems scarier this year. http://t.co/zDPLJMA4uO 19:59:42, 2013-10-21
I just had a Sugar Crush last for 7 minutes. 14:56:45, 2013-10-23
My laptop GPU went kablooie. *sadface* 14:40:10, 2013-10-24
I think last night's American Horror Story ranks right up there in the list of most screwed up episodes. Love that show. 16:22:39, 2013-10-24
That can't be good. Crossing fingers they'll extend my warranty. http://t.co/aIfDwGjy9m 13:29:08, 2013-10-25
Is there a good way to watch this season's Downton Abbey from the US? 14:44:27, 2013-10-25
You do not "reign in" something unless you are a member of royalty. 18:00:14, 2013-10-25
I somehow injured my big toe and now I think the toenail is coming off and I am FREAKING OUT. 13:07:56, 2013-10-26

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October 20, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Half-bug, half-stick, it's the superhero of bugs. http://t.co/Bgjkdx7iHq 10:48:23, 2013-10-13
"After my daughter was too big for The Children's Place, we started shopping at _________." Please fill in the blank! 18:04:22, 2013-10-15
Good lord, I've heard about this — cat juggling! 23:21:13, 2013-10-15
All the cats are yelling at me tonight. 🙁 22:14:16, 2013-10-17
Just saw Gravity. Now I need a Xanax and a nap. 17:52:17, 2013-10-18
I'll confess that I actually felt sorry for the True Knot in Doctor Sleep. They just wanted to eat. Sheesh. 21:10:32, 2013-10-18
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? 21:54:01, 2013-10-18
I've been thinking about this scene from Six Feet Under all day. http://t.co/KoU5zkHnt7 15:50:05, 2013-10-19

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October 13, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

I think it's fantastic that all those football players are out there curing cancer. 13:41:07, 2013-10-06
I am too old to stand and dance for 2 hours of concerts 2 nights in a row. I should have done it 20 years ago instead. *hobble* *cry* 23:47:03, 2013-10-06
Ki ki ki ki ki ah ah ah ah ah. 12:26:43, 2013-10-07
I still have never been able to successfully log in and look at plans. Today I got this helpful error message. http://t.co/GFdJabUK1x 13:41:05, 2013-10-07
It's my contention that the original Friday the 13th totally falls apart in the last 15 seconds of the film. 22:08:18, 2013-10-07
I wonder how many people come to The Book of Mormon expecting a wholesome Christian play. 18:53:50, 2013-10-08
Confession: Sometimes I sing "Burping Cat" to the tune of Willie Nelson's "I'm a Worried Man" when I'm alone in the house. 17:40:26, 2013-10-09
Having teenagers is like having toddlers all over again, only this time, they're sassy. 11:49:03, 2013-10-10
I wanted so much to like Doctor Sleep. 23:54:04, 2013-10-10

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October 6, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

According to EOnline, a character in a TV show succumbed to their wombs. I watched a different version. (spoilers) http://t.co/z28zduUDo4 12:06:20, 2013-09-30
…And this CBS News article calls a picogram a "pictogram." Can they paint me a picture of that? http://t.co/0mPbEyzKR3 #proofreadingisdead 13:04:18, 2013-09-30
There are countdown clocks all over TV tonight. Is an ARG launching? 21:36:57, 2013-09-30
Dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joe's are going to end me. 21:35:10, 2013-10-01
Dear Addlepated: Google is slowly killing everything you hold dear. http://t.co/NUJkBb2KWi 14:41:25, 2013-10-02
War of the Worlds is making me want to play Mass Effect. 21:45:35, 2013-10-02
There was a lot more TWERKING at that Depeche Mode concert than I expected. 21:19:16, 2013-10-04
I haven't smelled that much sweaty patchouli since my Dead show days. #ACLFest 21:29:14, 2013-10-04
That being said, Depeche Mode put on a hell of a show. 21:29:58, 2013-10-04
It's a sign we're getting old when Robert Smith changes the lyrics of "Let's Go To Bed" to "You think you're tired now but wait until… 11." 22:27:27, 2013-10-05
Spotlights over #ACLFest http://t.co/59fBewHWL5 22:30:59, 2013-10-05

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