{"id":1013,"date":"2006-04-29T22:59:05","date_gmt":"2006-04-30T03:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1013"},"modified":"2006-04-29T22:59:05","modified_gmt":"2006-04-30T03:59:05","slug":"this-is-why-we-cant-buy-you-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1013","title":{"rendered":"This is why we can&#8217;t buy you nice things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/albums\/Miscellaneous\/IMG_1224.sized.jpg\" width=\"425\"\/><\/p>\n<p>You might think one of my children snapped those poor bean plants in two, or maybe even a cat or a dog, but you&#8217;d be wrong.  I killed them with my bare hands, and I have to explain it to my daughter when she comes home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might think one of my children snapped those poor bean plants in two, or maybe even a cat or a dog, but you&#8217;d be wrong. I killed them with my bare hands, and I have to explain it to my daughter when she comes home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}