A young woman goes to the gynecologist for the very first time. It’s obvious that she is very nervous and the Doctor notices it right away. “You seem worried, Ma’am, would it help if I numbed you?”<\/p>\n
“Why yes, yes it would. That’s a great idea.” she replied.<\/p>\n
So the doctor grabbed her knees and started going “Num, num, num, num, num.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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