{"id":1186,"date":"2007-11-03T16:53:16","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T21:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1186"},"modified":"2007-11-03T16:53:16","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T21:53:16","slug":"gah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1186","title":{"rendered":"Gah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One minute after taking this picture, the damned thing ran across the floor and up my chair, where it is currently lurking among the recliner parts.<\/p>\n<p>My helpful husband said, &#8220;It&#8217;s gonna crawl in your butt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/\/main.php?g2_itemId=8475\"><img src=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/\/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&#038;g2_itemId=8476&#038;g2_serialNumber=1\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One minute after taking this picture, the damned thing ran across the floor and up my chair, where it is currently lurking among the recliner parts. My helpful husband said, &#8220;It&#8217;s gonna crawl in your butt.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}