{"id":1259,"date":"2008-05-27T13:54:11","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T18:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2008-05-27T13:54:11","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T18:54:11","slug":"hey-hollywood-lets-remake-every-movie-evar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1259","title":{"rendered":"Hey Hollywood!  Let&#8217;s remake EVERY MOVIE EVAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If it were April 1, I&#8217;d be happier about this article.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/1007517-flash_gordon\/news\/1730327\/\">Weekly Ketchup: Flash Gordon, Highlander Remakes Announced<\/a><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re planning on remaking Flash Gordon, Highlander, Red Dawn, and Robocop.<\/p>\n<p>Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If it were April 1, I&#8217;d be happier about this article. Weekly Ketchup: Flash Gordon, Highlander Remakes Announced They&#8217;re planning on remaking Flash Gordon, Highlander, Red Dawn, and Robocop. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}