{"id":1262,"date":"2008-05-30T20:53:32","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T01:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2008-05-30T20:53:32","modified_gmt":"2008-05-31T01:53:32","slug":"indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-ruby-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1262","title":{"rendered":"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hub swears he&#8217;s not making this up.<\/p>\n<p>On a long drive with the kids the other day, he heard them playing &#8220;Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose.&#8221;  The goal was to reach across the backseat and grab their sister&#8217;s nose.<\/p>\n<p>I guess with enough grabbing, the nose becomes ruby-colored?<\/p>\n<p>Kids are so weird.  I say that because deep down inside, I secretly want to play, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hub swears he&#8217;s not making this up. On a long drive with the kids the other day, he heard them playing &#8220;Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose.&#8221; The goal was to reach across the backseat and grab their sister&#8217;s nose. I guess with enough grabbing, the nose becomes ruby-colored? Kids are so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}