{"id":1693,"date":"2009-07-25T17:00:29","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T23:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1693"},"modified":"2009-07-26T22:39:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T04:39:38","slug":"my-super-first-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1693","title":{"rendered":"Drifting Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t really surprised when it happened.  After all, I&#8217;d been having the dreams for years.  A slow drift up, a kicking off, and I was afloat.  Like air was water.  Like I was on the moon.  <\/p>\n<p>Most people, when they have flying dreams, imagine themselves zipping high through the air, looking down at the ant-like specks of people below.  Zooming, like a jet.  Targeted.  Ballistic.  Not me.  I dream-fly in lazy, languid arcs, a casual flick off whatever stationary object is nearby used to change my trajectory.  More a low-gravity leap than flight, really.<\/p>\n<p>And so the day after the night of a week&#8217;s culmination of insomniac tossings and turnings in bed, my consciousness itself was drifting in one of those lazy arcs.  I felt caught between the tasks of the day and the siren song of the snippet of dream from the night before (or was it two nights ago?) &#8211; I was arm in arm with a friend, and we were skipping in long, powerful leaps across the &#8212; oops?<\/p>\n<p>As I daydreamed, I tripped.  As I tripped, my dream memory took over and I instinctively leapt.  As I leapt, I stayed afloat in the air, wide eyed, afraid to look down in fear that I would encounter Wile E. Coyote Syndrome and reality would come, literally, crashing around my ears.  <\/p>\n<p>I extended a leg.  Pointed it earthwards.  Came drifting gracefully, if a bit wobbly, down.  Looked around.  Nobody notices anything in this damned city.  I&#8217;m undetected for now.<\/p>\n<p>So now what?  I can float through the air.  What sort of heroic incredible power is that?  What am I supposed to use it for?  I mean, something like this, I should be wearing a cape and have a fancy pseudonym and join a consortium of similarly-enhanced individuals, right?  Because to be honest, all I want to do is go out on a moonlit night to the park and jump, and jump, and jump.<\/p>\n<p><em>What&#8217;s this all about?  Visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mysuperfirstday.com\/\">My Super First Day<\/a> to find out.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t really surprised when it happened. After all, I&#8217;d been having the dreams for years. A slow drift up, a kicking off, and I was afloat. Like air was water. Like I was on the moon. Most people, when they have flying dreams, imagine themselves zipping high through the air, looking down at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1693"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1698,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1693\/revisions\/1698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}