This is possibly the silliest thing ever. I wrote this for a Ravelry contest in the Selfish Knitter’s group. An ode to all those tired of ripping, tinking, and frogging. Sing it with me (to “When You Wish Upon a Star”).<\/p>\n
When you rip upon a scarf
\nMakes no difference where you are
\nEvery stitch of that attire
\nWill come unglued<\/p>\n
If you come upon a seam
\nNo hard tug is too extreme
\nWhen you rip upon a scarf
\nAs froggers do<\/p>\n
Fate is kind
\nShe brings to those who tink
\nAmple reasons to think
\nThey’ll be reskeining<\/p>\n
If it’s laceweight or it’s bulk
\nThere’s no reason you should sulk
\nWhen you rip upon a scarf
\nYour seams stay true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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