{"id":1843,"date":"2011-02-02T00:40:04","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T06:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/?p=1843"},"modified":"2011-08-30T15:13:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T21:13:57","slug":"anatomy-of-felines-divine-punishment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1843","title":{"rendered":"Anatomy of Felines&#8217; Divine Punishment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Step One: Sweet Sharing Kitties<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Sweet-sharing-kitties.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Sweet-sharing-kitties-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Sweet sharing kitties\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1844\" srcset=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Sweet-sharing-kitties-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Sweet-sharing-kitties-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Step Two: Have a Bath<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Have-a-bath.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Have-a-bath-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Have a bath\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1845\" srcset=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Have-a-bath-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Have-a-bath-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Step Three: The Simultaneous Neck Gnaw<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Simultaneous-Neck-Gnaw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Simultaneous-Neck-Gnaw-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Simultaneous Neck Gnaw\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1846\" srcset=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Simultaneous-Neck-Gnaw-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Simultaneous-Neck-Gnaw-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Step Four: WAR!1!!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/WAR.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/WAR-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"WAR\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1847\" srcset=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/WAR-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/WAR-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Step Five: The Tiki God Tires of the Antics of the Felines and has Crashed Down in Wrath<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Tiki-totalled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Tiki-totalled-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Tiki-totalled\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1848\" srcset=\"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Tiki-totalled-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Tiki-totalled-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step One: Sweet Sharing Kitties Step Two: Have a Bath Step Three: The Simultaneous Neck Gnaw Step Four: WAR!1!! Step Five: The Tiki God Tires of the Antics of the Felines and has Crashed Down in Wrath<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[37,38],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2117,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions\/2117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}