{"id":1851,"date":"2011-02-06T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-06T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1851"},"modified":"2011-08-30T15:11:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T21:11:47","slug":"weekly-tweets-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1851","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Watching Jesse Eisenberg&#039;s hands start to shake as soon as Zuckerberg walks on stage was pretty amusing: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/uzELUzfx7oc\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/youtu.be\/uzELUzfx7oc<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/31794267974270977\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Tried to warn hubby about the suckage of The Road. He would not listen. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/31808190135934976\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Funny, the results you get when you search for The Black Hole. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/31881839182348289\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Reason #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23397\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">397<\/a> only to ever see movies at the @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Drafthouse\" class=\"aktt_username\">Drafthouse<\/a>: They don&#039;t allow jerk parents to run off and let Tron babysit their five year olds. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/31958858809212928\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is there a Yelp for grownups? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32126605388152833\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Have realized that the Kinect Fitness game is not for those with bad knees. \ud83d\ude41 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32131103632400384\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, I need to turn on the air conditioning. Tomorrow it&#039;s going to get down to 18. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32254259353354240\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;Literally&quot;: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23FaceOff\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">FaceOff<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32321547951669248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh Livestrong, you&#039;re so funny sometimes. <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/h44acp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/h44acp<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32498070566469632\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Just corrected my daughter&#039;s school report use of &quot;Alot&quot;  by using Hyperbole &amp; A Half. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/fFxCcO\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/fFxCcO<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23ParentingWin\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">ParentingWin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32563665538387968\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Brrrr! <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/dJKqcn\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/dJKqcn<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32650577666121728\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>For the yankees to get a giggle: Austin-area schools\/businesses shutting down because of the extreme cold\/blackouts <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/ifiyf5\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/ifiyf5<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32856693964537858\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Snow Day Calculator says Austin has a 65% chance of at least a delay tomorrow: <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/h2cmnxp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/h2cmnxp<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32903780852830208\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Do my Texas peeps have power tonight? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/32997887960940544\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Listen. Read. Think. Communicate. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/33201560469250048\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear Austin: Please bring your dogs inside. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/33260890551750657\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Excuse me, but I was told there would be snow. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/33407769730088961\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I lured my husband outside so I could throw a snowball at him. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23marriagewin\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">marriagewin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/33575856773275648\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>There&#039;s only one question to ask after a day like this: Where&#039;s the booze? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/33690732120252417\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I heard that @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jimbabb\" class=\"aktt_username\">jimbabb<\/a> is into cat S&amp;M.  Pass it on. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/33737818710745088\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>To all the producers out there, you need to know this: You are awesome. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/34039175539859456\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;It&#039;s because they&#039;re stupid. That&#039;s why everyone does everything.&quot; &#8211; Homer Simpson <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/34089107445649408\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Jesse Eisenberg&#039;s hands start to shake as soon as Zuckerberg walks on stage was pretty amusing: http:\/\/youtu.be\/uzELUzfx7oc # Tried to warn hubby about the suckage of The Road. He would not listen. # Funny, the results you get when you search for The Black Hole. # Reason #397 only to ever see movies at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2106,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions\/2106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}