{"id":1874,"date":"2011-06-26T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1874"},"modified":"2011-08-30T15:06:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T21:06:58","slug":"weekly-tweets-40","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/1874","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Happy Father&#039;s Day to the best dad I know &#8211; the one I carefully selected to assist me in achieving genetic domination on Earth! Muahahah! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82488334072553473\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Homemade pulled pork and potato salad = win. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82596866805608448\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>A shirt for your highly literate friends: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/mRiCWq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/mRiCWq<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82614231601651712\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>TIME WARNER WHERE IS MY KILLING I HATE YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82629742444019712\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;I bet Television Without Pity is mad.&quot; #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23TheKilling\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">TheKilling<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82663266664452097\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Had my first @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Solvate\" class=\"aktt_username\">Solvate<\/a> client call today. I think it went well, and I get paid for the call even if I don&#039;t get hired for the gig. Sweet! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82945275244716034\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The way you diffused that situation really peaked my interest. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82962528568741889\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Turning on the cold water is a lot like turning on the hot water these days. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/82987228535603200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Did you just lose the game? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83026909432254464\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Busted through a weight plateau I&#039;ve been stuck at since May 17! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83239841688596480\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear waitress: if you&#039;d quit putting so much ice in my tea, you wouldn&#039;t have to come fill it so often. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83350333966909440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Email you don&#039;t want to get from your server: &quot;Internal disk 2 on DiskStation has crashed; please replace it.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83361164892975105\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Owls with stupid expressions on their faces: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/kwwEJ3\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/kwwEJ3<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kennethcavness\" class=\"aktt_username\">kennethcavness<\/a>) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83386940585549824\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hodor Hodor Hodor! <a href=\"http:\/\/itsh.bo\/jdJGNF\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/itsh.bo\/jdJGNF<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83608194693337089\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My children have painted their faces with glitter glue. They wanted to look like vampires. They have never seen or read Twilight. WTF? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83642466196135936\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If you don&#039;t believe me now, will you ever believe me? &quot;The Queen is Dead&quot; turns 25: <a href=\"http:\/\/ind.pn\/kWpsGk\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/ind.pn\/kWpsGk<\/a> (C&#039;mon, relive your angsty youth!) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83730366837440513\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Stepped on a palmetto bug with my bare feet. Hubby taking great joy in imitating my cries of distress. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/83762408258146304\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Today I decided to run poison oak on my arm just to see what would happen. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84056993719009280\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Cool, Erasure&#039;s coming to town. I saw them&#8230; *counting fingers* *counting toes* *ran out of digits* &#8230;er, a few years ago. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84086445391880193\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I listen to today&#039;s #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23tvthemes\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">tvthemes<\/a> soundtracks pretty much weekly, hence my 5 second response time. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84305902903111680\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Coffee time! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84348921689800704\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I had a dream last night that my cat got loose and was in a field frolicking with a young bull and a little boy. (I don&#039;t get it, either.) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84370320261251072\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My Friday gift to you: Leona Anderson&#039;s music from 1957 (I have this on vinyl; &quot;Limburger Lover&quot; is to die for) <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/beQc-WDMnow\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/youtu.be\/beQc-WDMnow<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84371921621364736\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Breaking News! Leona Anderson&#039;s &quot;Limburger Lover&quot; found! Listen here &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/jqIipQ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/jqIipQ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84372770145845248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Microsoft is looking for a Narrative Designer with experience in ARGs, writing, and video games: <a href=\"http:\/\/linkd.in\/l4NHf2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/linkd.in\/l4NHf2<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23transmedia\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">transmedia<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84439393137471488\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Poison oak update, day 2: nothing to report. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84466938687926272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Grammar porn: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/iM1GIP\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/iM1GIP<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84670343884709888\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Time Bandits time! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84790204606590976\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;What&#039;s a Polaroid?&quot; &quot;It used to develop the film right then and there.&quot; &quot;The&#8230; film?&quot; *heavy sigh* #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23kidsthesedays\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">kidsthesedays<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84791780645683200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Poison ivy update, day 3: nuttin&#039;. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/84825632684519424\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Father&#039;s Day to the best dad I know &#8211; the one I carefully selected to assist me in achieving genetic domination on Earth! Muahahah! # Homemade pulled pork and potato salad = win. # A shirt for your highly literate friends: http:\/\/bit.ly\/mRiCWq # TIME WARNER WHERE IS MY KILLING I HATE YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW # &quot;I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1874"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2074,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}