{"id":195,"date":"2002-07-22T21:22:43","date_gmt":"2002-07-22T16:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/195"},"modified":"2002-07-22T21:22:43","modified_gmt":"2002-07-22T16:22:43","slug":"gym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/195","title":{"rendered":"Gym"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to my gym orientation today and oh. my. gosh. the personal trainer was just cute as a little puppy dog.  I swear if he had a tail, he&#8217;d wag it.  I just wanted to pinch his cheeks, especially after he told me that I don&#8217;t look 32.  I wasn&#8217;t hot for him or anything, just wanted to pat him on the head.<\/p>\n<p>Then he called me &#8220;ma&#8217;am&#8221;.  And he mentioned that he wasn&#8217;t even 21 yet.  <\/p>\n<p>WTF was I thinking?  I mean honestly, pinch his cheeks?  Am I really getting to be <i>that<\/i> old?  Jeez, I was just his age when I moved to this burg, and now I feel this huge age gap.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t help that I just read a Good Housekeeping article that said peri-menopause (a.k.a. The Change) can start as soon as 37.<\/p>\n<p>Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to my gym orientation today and oh. my. gosh. the personal trainer was just cute as a little puppy dog. I swear if he had a tail, he&#8217;d wag it. I just wanted to pinch his cheeks, especially after he told me that I don&#8217;t look 32. I wasn&#8217;t hot for him or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}