{"id":207,"date":"2002-07-25T20:19:47","date_gmt":"2002-07-25T15:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/207"},"modified":"2002-07-25T20:19:47","modified_gmt":"2002-07-25T15:19:47","slug":"a-sticky-situation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/207","title":{"rendered":"A Sticky Situation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will not bore you with details on how the bottle in the water cooler has a crack in it and leaked a couple of gallons of water onto the office floor.<\/p>\n<p>Nor will I bore you with details on how the 2 year old busted me turning out her light and closing her door last night when I thought she was asleep and she cried and made hub sleep with her on the floor of the office.  In the puddle.<\/p>\n<p>Instead I will tell you about the 10 month old, who found a bowl of honey that had been left on my desk while said 2 y.o. and I were taking a nap.<\/p>\n<p>Honey is, apparently, a delightfully squishy thing to play with.  Guess who&#8217;s getting a bath tonight?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will not bore you with details on how the bottle in the water cooler has a crack in it and leaked a couple of gallons of water onto the office floor. Nor will I bore you with details on how the 2 year old busted me turning out her light and closing her door [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}