{"id":212,"date":"2002-07-27T22:01:37","date_gmt":"2002-07-27T17:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/212"},"modified":"2002-07-27T22:01:37","modified_gmt":"2002-07-27T17:01:37","slug":"the-headache-zone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/212","title":{"rendered":"The Headache Zone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Picture if you will&#8230; a hot late July Texas day.  A ranch out on the country.  50 people at a 3 year old&#8217;s birthday.  And 2 toddlers in the car for 2 hours who haven&#8217;t had naps.<\/p>\n<p>You have now entered The Headache Zone.<\/p>\n<p>(doo dee doo doo)<\/p>\n<p>I think the kids had a good time, but with all those people going in and out, it wasn&#8217;t much cooler inside than it was outside.  Not to mention that they ran out of anything but beer to drink.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I like beer all right.  It&#8217;s just that when I&#8217;m about to die of dehydration, I like a nice diet Coke or something.<\/p>\n<p>Oddly enough, even though both girls are minus naps, the 2 year old is ok while the 10 month old is a little monster.  The baby is beating the crap out of her older sister.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picture if you will&#8230; a hot late July Texas day. A ranch out on the country. 50 people at a 3 year old&#8217;s birthday. And 2 toddlers in the car for 2 hours who haven&#8217;t had naps. You have now entered The Headache Zone. (doo dee doo doo) I think the kids had a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}