{"id":2178,"date":"2011-10-16T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2178"},"modified":"2011-10-16T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2178","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/123803790167126016\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;Cooties ARE real. They&#039;re a different germ that men have.&quot; #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%2310yearoldwisdom\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">10yearoldwisdom<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/123919933028581378\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Had such a nice dinner with @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jchutchins\" class=\"aktt_username\">jchutchins<\/a> ! \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/124303868791238657\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Back to square one, because I&#039;m an idiot. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/124555981765087232\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I can see your dirtypillows. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/124683203469520898\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nothing like a possum in the attic at bedtime to make life more interesting. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125048143774629888\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If I can make it through dinner with five little girls, I will be that much stronger. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125378041294761984\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Just took a flying crayon to the forearm. Scar of honor, man. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125378387236749312\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I now know the names of all the kids in fourth grade who have ever passed gas in class. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125387571915259905\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey jerkface from the highway: I was in the slow lane and I still walked into the gym first. Nanny nanny boo boo. # &quot;Cooties ARE real. They&#039;re a different germ that men have.&quot; #10yearoldwisdom # Had such a nice dinner with @jchutchins ! \ud83d\ude42 # Back to square one, because I&#039;m an idiot. # [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2178"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}