{"id":2179,"date":"2011-10-23T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2179"},"modified":"2011-10-23T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-57","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2179","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Holy guacamole, I am closing my work applications and turning on Walking Dead! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125789894286118913\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And again I ask: Do zombies poop? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125800553136660480\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Heehee the conference call hold music is the Snoopy song.  *dancedance* <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125964028085415936\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>After nearly wearing out my backspace key I have to remind myself: some people can&#039;t be reasoned with. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/125984278491299840\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I do not understand the Home Depot sphinx guarding the golden candy bars.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/JHy7XKqj\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/JHy7XKqj<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/126113838063030272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Have you ever seen a finger fing? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/126403679522783232\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The Assumption Song &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/qAZEwpjP\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/qAZEwpjP<\/a> (P.S. Are you a Turtle?) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/126712167784394752\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I bench pressed 1350 lbs today!  Well, not all at once. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/126860064295366657\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, I can&#039;t tell if I&#039;m still sick or I&#039;m sick again. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/127135977952116738\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dead in the walls, a festering rodent.  Fa la la la la, la la, oh crap. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/127471556128555008\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Streakers at the high school football game. My children were scandalized. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/127627616462176256\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wait. We had an earthquake? What what? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/127776673759371265\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy guacamole, I am closing my work applications and turning on Walking Dead! # And again I ask: Do zombies poop? # Heehee the conference call hold music is the Snoopy song. *dancedance* # After nearly wearing out my backspace key I have to remind myself: some people can&#039;t be reasoned with. # I do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}