{"id":218,"date":"2002-07-30T13:26:28","date_gmt":"2002-07-30T08:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/218"},"modified":"2002-07-30T13:26:28","modified_gmt":"2002-07-30T08:26:28","slug":"it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/218","title":{"rendered":"It puts the lotion on its skin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.capalert.com\/capreports\/austinpowers-goldmember.htm\">Goldmember makes the baby Jesus cry.<\/a><br \/>\nDid you know that water is 19 times more dangerous to a child <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washtimes.com\/commentary\/20020730-23396541.htm\">than a firearm<\/a>?<br \/>\nOnce they get things working, I think that <a href=\"http:\/\/speedtrap.org\/\">Speedtrap.org<\/a> is going to be pretty handy.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.litterboxcam.com\/\">Litter box cam<\/a>.  Mmm hmm.<br \/>\nVanguard Airlines has an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flyvanguard.com\/home.asp\">innovative method of laying off its employees<\/a>: &#8220;Any Vanguard stock you hold (including stock purchased in the Employee Stock Purchase Plan) is almost certainly worthless and it is likely you will be entitled to claim a capital loss on such stock this year.&#8221;<br \/>\nI have to wonder if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bicepmania.net\/\">this guy<\/a> can even wipe his ass.  Steroids much?<br \/>\nBritney Spears or Shakespeare &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philosophers.co.uk\/games\/britney_spears.htm\">who&#8217;s the real artist<\/a>? (quiz)<br \/>\nMake sure you&#8217;re wearing your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.under-tec.com\/work.php\">ass filter<\/a> after eating those beans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goldmember makes the baby Jesus cry. Did you know that water is 19 times more dangerous to a child than a firearm? Once they get things working, I think that Speedtrap.org is going to be pretty handy. Litter box cam. Mmm hmm. Vanguard Airlines has an innovative method of laying off its employees: &#8220;Any Vanguard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}