{"id":2233,"date":"2012-01-15T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-15T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2233"},"modified":"2012-01-15T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2233","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>The Old Family Eggnog Recipe &#8211; in which I divulge a secret my family has closely guarded for 50+ years: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/nCyv1pw9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/nCyv1pw9<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/155879254800863232\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If my father were still around, that Steelers game would have done him in. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156180394507649024\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I grow weary of people who think that &quot;weary&quot; means &quot;wary.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156238956801966080\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Sure, you&#039;ve seen the Macho Man Mod, but have you seen the Trololo Trolls? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/YdoJBhcu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/YdoJBhcu<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23skyrim\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">skyrim<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156469063604908032\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>What&#039;s with the @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kickstarter\" class=\"aktt_username\">kickstarter<\/a> Year in Review email that I didn&#039;t sign up for and can&#039;t unsubscribe from? Only signed up for project updates! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156492960450613249\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Q: What did Voldemort&#039;s mom say to Voldemort? A: &quot;Got your nose!&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156548112117268480\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The Austin killer was spotted 4 blocks from one of my old apartments and killed someone 3 blocks from another place I lived. Scary. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156592231929753600\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My first concert ticket stub unearthed: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/rdcTT2OJ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/rdcTT2OJ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/156634276224450560\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>What day is this?  What city is this?  I&#039;m all turned around. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/157693071939747840\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Yes Paypal, I think that paying $20 to return this crappy $16 item is a grand idea. Or I could just take a hammer to it and send you video. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/157705939829522432\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Old Family Eggnog Recipe &#8211; in which I divulge a secret my family has closely guarded for 50+ years: http:\/\/t.co\/nCyv1pw9 # If my father were still around, that Steelers game would have done him in. # I grow weary of people who think that &quot;weary&quot; means &quot;wary.&quot; # Sure, you&#039;ve seen the Macho Man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}