{"id":2249,"date":"2012-05-06T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2249"},"modified":"2012-05-06T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-85","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2249","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Black widow in the garage. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/0d7mPIOZ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/0d7mPIOZ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/196713555825930241\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Horny toad on cow turd. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/loBq0qYU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/loBq0qYU<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/196725482853634048\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Me: &quot;That all used to be nothing but pasture when I was a kid&#8230; wait, I sound like my mother.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197115800505692161\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Extreme utilitarianism: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/VlVDwRn4\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/VlVDwRn4<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197124712655101952\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My dad missed the world record for living with a bullet lodged in his head by a good 20 years.  Who knew? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/JOsvzq6H\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/JOsvzq6H<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197125923160600577\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How does Det. Britten set his alarm clock in &quot;Awake&quot;? This is going to bother me all night until I wake up in my alternate reality. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197176339994914821\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is a cool tool for clothes shopping pre-screening!  What Size Am I? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/y257XqIS\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/y257XqIS<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197186955073687552\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My incredibly talented nephew is seeking a video game job in Austin or San Antonio. Pls let me know if you have a lead! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/XQCj99LR\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/XQCj99LR<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197414299063427072\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I think my OS needs a high colonic. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197445238585966594\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I have often said that doorways are thought-suckers, and today found that it&#039;s a SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN FACT! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/eXpQExbL\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/eXpQExbL<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197482330674315264\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Blizzard&#039;s customer service is pretty awesome &#8211; go go Game Masters! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/dwy43YCH\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/dwy43YCH<\/a> \/via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/reddit\" class=\"aktt_username\">reddit<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197729521724694529\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Had a Breaking Bad geek-out moment while watching @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/4thwallstudios\" class=\"aktt_username\">4thwallstudios<\/a> brand new series, Dirty Work. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197736369366376448\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>New neighbors slipped a Starbucks gift card into our mailbox with a note apologizing for all the construction noise.  I like them. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197747841559568384\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I keep seeing trucks loaded with porta-potties going down my dead-end street.  How many people have to pee down there? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197764164914126848\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My mistake.  It was the same truck executing a 27-point backup maneuver. Cul-de-sacs are for wussies. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197764499120455682\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Found my great-great-grandfather&#039;s last letter ever written, reminiscing about the night Lincoln was shot. Wow. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197794094578282497\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I just fit into a dress I wore my senior year of high school.  #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23smug\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">smug<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197819185110319105\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>TSA violating your rights?  There&#039;s an app for that: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/yuzfwhY3\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/yuzfwhY3<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197834594584760321\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am your father&#039;s brother&#039;s nephew&#039;s cousin&#039;s former roommate. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/197901762177400832\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Roger Freaking Waters. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/198265197444603904\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Kept getting goosebumps watching Roger Waters perform The Wall.  I lost count at 6 times.  Good show.  $50 shirts! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/198270552127975424\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I totally geeked out over the fact that Roger Waters used Battlestar Galactica (new series) music during show intermission. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/198442954975739904\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ugh, Starbucks blonde roast is just watered down coffee.  Light roast doesn&#039;t mean weak, folks.  It just means not burnt to a crisp. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/198462989282721792\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>To be precise, Roger Waters played &quot;Caprica City, Before the Fall&quot; from the Season 4 Battlestar Galactica soundtrack. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23nerrrrrrrrrrd\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">nerrrrrrrrrrd<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/198554949762813952\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh boy.  I am really looking forward to &quot;The Pitch.&quot;  NOT. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/198557493775962112\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Black widow in the garage. http:\/\/t.co\/0d7mPIOZ # Horny toad on cow turd. http:\/\/t.co\/loBq0qYU # Me: &quot;That all used to be nothing but pasture when I was a kid&#8230; wait, I sound like my mother.&quot; # Extreme utilitarianism: http:\/\/t.co\/VlVDwRn4 # My dad missed the world record for living with a bullet lodged in his head by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}