{"id":2253,"date":"2012-06-03T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-03T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2253"},"modified":"2012-06-03T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2253","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>The Unabomber&#039;s Harvard alumni directory listing: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/7LcQegne\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/7LcQegne<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207197388379656192\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Unpublished Life Magazine photos of nuclear testing in 1955.  Get your Fallout on! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/iCfzwuJZ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/iCfzwuJZ<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207198183514832897\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Scorpion in the girl&#039;s bedroom. Now she&#039;s convinced they&#039;re infesting her bed.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207300875822186496\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Reading Wicked was like being struck with a fit of sneezes where you go &quot;Ah, ah, ah&#8230;&quot; but never manage to  get out the &quot;CHOO!&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207535560405946368\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Gah, stupid doorway brainzappers. What was I going to do?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207557025511645185\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Another reason to love @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Nordstrom\" class=\"aktt_username\">Nordstrom<\/a> &#8211; meeting with a free personal stylist tomorrow for my very own &quot;What Not to Wear&quot; session.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207594379945328641\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>No way am I knitting a complicated cabled sweater from the same designer whose mitten pattern made me want to scream.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207604915873394689\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Try getting a reservation at Dorsia NOW&#8230;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207692570053197824\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Argle bargle glop glyf.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207950058434478080\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The most soothing Count Dracula ever: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/sISCqX9S\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/sISCqX9S<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/207996291848994816\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When I prove somebody wrong&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Ylf2Z6vU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Ylf2Z6vU<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208267308190277632\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>What is up with all the cannibalism?  Copycat crimes?  Zombie apocalypse?  Baltimore, Kansas, New Jersey, and Miami in the last week.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208277612982845440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Some subReddits are so, so weird: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/651t2L0a\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/651t2L0a<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208594652201369602\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Today I learned that barium suspension is calorie free. Who needs smoothies?  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208621644565061634\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Woman in the waiting room gnawing on an apple and blabbing on her cell phone. So we can all hear her talk with her mouth full.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208631457504174082\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Protip: The mixed berry barium tastes much better than the citrus. I am not brave enough to try banana or mocha.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208663316489441280\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Has anyone seen this Google a Day thing?  Is it hot or not?  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/FqxpxTk4\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/FqxpxTk4<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/208794229936369666\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>DAMN YOU Adam Richman for putting this song in my head.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/M7QsXHWE\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/M7QsXHWE<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/209033990995329024\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The evil spelling test: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/kUxp9fuX\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/kUxp9fuX<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/209100363410845697\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Unabomber&#039;s Harvard alumni directory listing: http:\/\/t.co\/7LcQegne # Unpublished Life Magazine photos of nuclear testing in 1955. Get your Fallout on! http:\/\/t.co\/iCfzwuJZ # Scorpion in the girl&#039;s bedroom. Now she&#039;s convinced they&#039;re infesting her bed. # Reading Wicked was like being struck with a fit of sneezes where you go &quot;Ah, ah, ah&#8230;&quot; but never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}