{"id":2254,"date":"2012-06-10T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2254"},"modified":"2012-06-10T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-90","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2254","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Had a dream a demon possessed my house. When I woke up this morning, the bathroom fan was running, but the switch was flipped to &quot;off.&quot; O.O  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/209786347978883073\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Why you should wear sunblock: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/rTdA5jRU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/rTdA5jRU<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/209813556353449985\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>R.I.P. to Eduard Khil, a.k.a. Mr. Trololo \ud83d\ude41 <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/zXQW5rSr\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/zXQW5rSr<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/209814078389096448\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Behold my new TV-watching chair! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/xCgAGDYQ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/xCgAGDYQ<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210112452237598721\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is one of my favorite Ask Metafilters from 2012: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/pbHIBiii\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/pbHIBiii<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210141648691265538\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wait, so 50 Shades of Grey was a Twilight fanfic? Wooooooooah.  All kidding aside, this has implications. It&#039;s a #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%231\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">1<\/a> NYT seller fanfic.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210154963094085632\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Pine Sol pranks: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Hid95oT2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Hid95oT2<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210451489116782592\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Note to self: Make more notes to self.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210519817722138625\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How is winter formed? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Vsr1QSkT\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Vsr1QSkT<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23westeros\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">westeros<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210779530338635777\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How come nobody told me about Arrested Development?  (Oh wait.  EVERYONE told me about it. I just decided to take their advice.)  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210806235203772416\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Low fiber diets are teh suck.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210934694710231040\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear press: not this &quot;video games make you kill people&quot; crap again, please: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/QDf34b0O\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/QDf34b0O<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/210954381821087745\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>As a movie, Prometheus was a heck of a videogame.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211206476457455616\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Prolonged WTF moment of the day: The group who giggled through Prometheus.  At the not-giggle parts.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211209301900001280\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hungry Jack syrup truck crashes on Buttermilk Pike.  I suspect viral marketing gone horribly wrong. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/BkQ5XJ57\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/BkQ5XJ57<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211230115236032512\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Dear clothing industry: girls need pockets, too!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211264465390407680\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell &quot;It worked!&quot; and run out cheering.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211280829261946881\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I had a little bit of lettuce and tomato today.  I feel so naughty.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211285003387142146\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I saw this trailer today and honestly thought it was a parody: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/i3YIrEf8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/i3YIrEf8<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211317917755781120\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I really think I heard a Tejano cover of &quot;Set Fire to the Rain&quot; today.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/211547977335050240\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a dream a demon possessed my house. When I woke up this morning, the bathroom fan was running, but the switch was flipped to &quot;off.&quot; O.O # Why you should wear sunblock: http:\/\/t.co\/rTdA5jRU # R.I.P. to Eduard Khil, a.k.a. Mr. Trololo \ud83d\ude41 http:\/\/t.co\/zXQW5rSr # Behold my new TV-watching chair! http:\/\/t.co\/xCgAGDYQ # This is one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}