{"id":2268,"date":"2012-09-09T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T10:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2268"},"modified":"2012-09-09T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-09T10:48:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/2268","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>There&#039;s a pack of 6 Labradors here. Woof.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242294613245829120\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Coming close to retiring from social media until 3 days after the election when nobody cares who&#039;s president again.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242379940203462656\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Um, hey guys? I hear frogs.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242481463734444033\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Going to bed all muddy, but at least I&#039;m in a bed and not a mud puddle anymore.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242495584659992576\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>650 people are hospitalized every year after slipping on dog crap in Paris&#039;s streets.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242736101578653697\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Sudden Crepes Suzette craving!  Aaaaahhh!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242739800728281088\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Michael Clarke Duncan noooooo!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242755537849159680\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Skynet takes another step towards becoming self-aware, kills awards program mid-broadcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Lf7I74Fl\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Lf7I74Fl<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/242990693310689280\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Artistic nephew has gone and remixed Adventure Time.  (He&#039;s still for hire!)  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ygkA0boB\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ygkA0boB<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243098120781717504\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243365270146646016\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I can see you shiver with antici&#8230;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243493058304438272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8230;pation!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243495304509403136\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I didn&#039;t die once in Mass Effect 1.  Just started ME2 and have died 5 times. Checked and there is no &quot;Weenie&quot; game difficulty setting.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243767487919951872\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I love that moment when it all clicks into place.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243825657052815360\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>OH from a child on the floor: &quot;So much toenails.&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243843363042893825\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Afraid of spiders?  Just TELL them so.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Ko3X2t3B\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Ko3X2t3B<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/243878092353978368\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Something I could have done without: A spider scuttling underneath my face washing cloth in the shower.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/244259048990597120\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Cold front coming!  Woo!  High of 90 tomorrow.  Get out the sweaters.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/244261369124356096\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If I go to an X-Files synopsis page and I read the words &quot;Doggett&quot; or &quot;Reyes,&quot; I then close that synopsis page immediately.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/244456449273630722\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My daughters like to play &quot;Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Ruby Nose.&quot; It involves each pinching the other&#039;s nose until it turns red.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/244512996041318400\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#039;s a pack of 6 Labradors here. Woof. # Coming close to retiring from social media until 3 days after the election when nobody cares who&#039;s president again. # Um, hey guys? I hear frogs. # Going to bed all muddy, but at least I&#039;m in a bed and not a mud puddle anymore. # [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}