{"id":263,"date":"2002-08-11T18:55:24","date_gmt":"2002-08-11T13:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/263"},"modified":"2002-08-11T18:55:24","modified_gmt":"2002-08-11T13:55:24","slug":"penance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/263","title":{"rendered":"Penance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the gym today to pay pennance for my ooey-gooey brownie and ice cream that I ate last night.  Someone had left their keys on the floor next to the treadmill I was using.  About 30 minutes into my walk, an exceedingly sweaty lady bent down to get them.  Imagine my dismay when I realized that she had left an enormous puddle of sweat all over the right side of my treadmill.<\/p>\n<p>Nastipated.  Good thing for her I didn&#8217;t slip.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of penance, I went to church this morning for the first time in forever.  It was nice.  I think I may do it more often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the gym today to pay pennance for my ooey-gooey brownie and ice cream that I ate last night. Someone had left their keys on the floor next to the treadmill I was using. About 30 minutes into my walk, an exceedingly sweaty lady bent down to get them. Imagine my dismay when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}