{"id":267,"date":"2002-08-13T12:18:28","date_gmt":"2002-08-13T07:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/267"},"modified":"2002-08-13T12:18:28","modified_gmt":"2002-08-13T07:18:28","slug":"whack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/267","title":{"rendered":"Whack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skincats.com\/m-oatmeal.jpg\">oatmeal<\/a> for breakfast, so I decided to check it out.<\/p>\n<p>I ordered some clothes online a couple of months ago but they were too small.  I never got around to returning them (I&#8217;m going to join that procrastinator&#8217;s club&#8230; tomorrow) but I popped on a pair of shorts from that batch this morning and they fit now.  w00t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having oatmeal for breakfast, so I decided to check it out. I ordered some clothes online a couple of months ago but they were too small. I never got around to returning them (I&#8217;m going to join that procrastinator&#8217;s club&#8230; tomorrow) but I popped on a pair of shorts from that batch this morning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}