{"id":322,"date":"2002-09-18T17:04:58","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T12:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/322"},"modified":"2002-09-18T17:04:58","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T12:04:58","slug":"who-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/322","title":{"rendered":"Who nose?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was awakened this morning by the baby again.  This time it wasn&#8217;t a sweet good morning kiss, no siree.  Apparently she had gotten all excited because a cat jumped up on the bed, so she whipped her head around to tell me about it and she misjudged, so she slammed her teeth into my nose.  Now I have a big nose bruise and a headache.<\/p>\n<p>Just in, from the TMI dept: the whole family is ill.  I&#8217;m sending hub out to the store for toilet paper and Imodium.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was awakened this morning by the baby again. This time it wasn&#8217;t a sweet good morning kiss, no siree. Apparently she had gotten all excited because a cat jumped up on the bed, so she whipped her head around to tell me about it and she misjudged, so she slammed her teeth into my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}