{"id":354,"date":"2002-10-17T08:42:57","date_gmt":"2002-10-17T03:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/354"},"modified":"2002-10-17T08:42:57","modified_gmt":"2002-10-17T03:42:57","slug":"really-uncool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/354","title":{"rendered":"Really uncool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My stitches came loose.  Gaping wound.  <i>Gaping<\/i>.  What kind of damned doctor&#8217;s office doesn&#8217;t open by 8:30, anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My stitches came loose. Gaping wound. Gaping. What kind of damned doctor&#8217;s office doesn&#8217;t open by 8:30, anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}