{"id":365,"date":"2002-11-06T01:05:47","date_gmt":"2002-11-05T20:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/365"},"modified":"2002-11-06T01:05:47","modified_gmt":"2002-11-05T20:05:47","slug":"ill-have-a-plate-of-whine-with-a-side-of-feeble-cough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/365","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll have a plate of whine, with a side of feeble cough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you may have noticed, I&#8217;ve been blogging quite sporadically lately.  This has prompted emails, conversations, and harranguing instant messenger conversations.  You know who you are.  You see, the thing is that I feel like every time I&#8217;ve posted lately, I&#8217;ve been whining about something.  I don&#8217;t want to bore anyone with my crap.  Like just today, my plantar fasciitis really flared up and then over the course of the day my left hip has gone from mildly uncomfortable to making-me-cry-tears-of-pain-when-trying-to-walk.  Who knows why.  I&#8217;m falling apart!  Pretty soon I&#8217;m going to be in little pieces scattered all over the room!  Stop me before I use another exclamation point!<\/p>\n<p>Ha, too late.<\/p>\n<p>So in the interest of non-whininess and updatingness, I offer up these links for your personal enjoyment:<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.segmation.com\/SegPlayChoose.shtml\">Paint By Numbers<\/a> without the mess!<br \/>\nVinyl, tape, CD&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbatim.com\/products\/products.cfm?pro_id=379\">vinyl?<\/a>  I&#8217;m getting dizzy.<br \/>\nBabs froths at the mouth again, claims <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pagesix.com\/seven\/11042002\/pagesix\/pagesix.htm\">Wellstone was offed<\/a>.  Here, Babs, have a Valium and read this wonderful quote by not-Shakespeare.<br \/>\nIf the Jackass movie is making you barf, <a href=\"http:\/\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\/movies\/93864_tf204.shtml\">you&#8217;re not alone<\/a>.  And if it makes you lose control in other ways, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.depend.com\/depend_sweepstakes\/index.asp\">you&#8217;re covered<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you may have noticed, I&#8217;ve been blogging quite sporadically lately. This has prompted emails, conversations, and harranguing instant messenger conversations. You know who you are. You see, the thing is that I feel like every time I&#8217;ve posted lately, I&#8217;ve been whining about something. I don&#8217;t want to bore anyone with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}