{"id":389,"date":"2002-12-13T17:50:59","date_gmt":"2002-12-13T12:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/389"},"modified":"2002-12-13T17:50:59","modified_gmt":"2002-12-13T12:50:59","slug":"laaaaaaaaaze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/389","title":{"rendered":"laaaaaaaaaze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today hub&#8217;s taking both kids to Houston while I stay home with the dog and cats.  Ostensibly this is so I can go do Christmas shopping tomorrow, but I&#8217;m pondering staying in my pajamas all day and reading some more of House of Leaves.  Tonight I&#8217;m going to order in some food, watch Pay Per View, then go to bed and sleep until noon.  Hah!<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and obsessively worry that hub and kids have been in a fiery awful accident.  Almost forgot that part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today hub&#8217;s taking both kids to Houston while I stay home with the dog and cats. Ostensibly this is so I can go do Christmas shopping tomorrow, but I&#8217;m pondering staying in my pajamas all day and reading some more of House of Leaves. Tonight I&#8217;m going to order in some food, watch Pay Per [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}