{"id":396,"date":"2002-12-24T22:26:24","date_gmt":"2002-12-24T17:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/396"},"modified":"2002-12-24T22:26:24","modified_gmt":"2002-12-24T17:26:24","slug":"whew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/396","title":{"rendered":"Whew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The package made it.  Amazon&#8217;s ass is saved.  I&#8217;m going to lose my shit if I don&#8217;t get some sleep soon.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that the original boob wound is healed.  The bad news is that the new one is dime-sized and is apparently affecting a vein or something (veins are supposed to appear blue; this one is brown).  What.  The hell.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m exceedingly grouchy tonight.  The Grinch ain&#8217;t got nothing on me.  I slept for 2 hours last night.  We took the kids to see Santa at the mall today.  AT THE MALL.  ON CHRISTMAS EVE.  I&#8217;m off my freaking nut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The package made it. Amazon&#8217;s ass is saved. I&#8217;m going to lose my shit if I don&#8217;t get some sleep soon. The good news is that the original boob wound is healed. The bad news is that the new one is dime-sized and is apparently affecting a vein or something (veins are supposed to appear [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}