{"id":469,"date":"2003-02-20T15:35:43","date_gmt":"2003-02-20T10:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/469"},"modified":"2003-02-20T15:35:43","modified_gmt":"2003-02-20T10:35:43","slug":"dont-even-bother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/469","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Even Bother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what, don&#8217;t even bother explaining to me the antipathy that straights have for gays and gays have for straights.  I don&#8217;t understand it, I never have, and I don&#8217;t think I ever will.<\/p>\n<p>Straights: gays aren&#8217;t going to make you want to wear lavender and arrange flowers, unless you like that sort of thing to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>Gays: if you enter a straight conservative (like Baptist) church, you&#8217;re not going to be struck dead by God, nor dragged to the altar and sacrificed, nor even stoned to death.  If they even know you&#8217;re gay to begin with &#8211; and why is it <i>anyone&#8217;s<\/i> business who&#8217;s sleeping with whom?  <\/p>\n<p>Yeah if you go around announcing details of your sex life, you&#8217;ve opened a gossip door.  You&#8217;re showing that it&#8217;s ok to gossip about your sex life, so others probably will too.  This is the same case with both gays and straights.  <\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re sitting over there on your high moral ground, looking down your nose at those who don&#8217;t subscribe to your point of view, you can go to hell.  <\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,<br \/>\nThan are dreamt of in your philosophy.&#8221; <\/i><\/p>\n<p>-William Shakespeare, a Very Smart Man.<\/p>\n<p>(this post is mostly based on overhearing a guy last night tell his friend something like &#8220;Can you believe it?  Me! I actually set <i>foot<\/i> in a Baptist church.  I was terrified!&#8221;  What the hell did you think they&#8217;d do, eat you and then go play with their rattlesnakes?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what, don&#8217;t even bother explaining to me the antipathy that straights have for gays and gays have for straights. I don&#8217;t understand it, I never have, and I don&#8217;t think I ever will. Straights: gays aren&#8217;t going to make you want to wear lavender and arrange flowers, unless you like that sort of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}