{"id":472,"date":"2003-02-21T23:21:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-21T18:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/472"},"modified":"2003-02-21T23:21:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-21T18:21:00","slug":"where-theres-smoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/472","title":{"rendered":"Where there&#8217;s smoke&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day we took delivery of our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.homedecorators.com\/images\/large\/l24298.jpg\">new Louis Phillipe panel bed<\/a>, and I ran out to get a dust ruffle and a new mattress pad and hub went to get our Oriental rug (which looks an awful lot like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rugonsale.com\/images\/Chinise%20Rugs%20Images\/Kashan-MA12-13.7x9.7-%205.jpg\">this<\/a>) out of storage and I washed the new sheets and cleaned up the bedroom and we started to put everything together.  I spent half an hour trying to get the Kool-aid barf stain out of the rug until we decided just to put that part under the bed.  When I tried to put on the bed skirt, I realized the package was mislabeled and it was the wrong size.  The mattress pad (viscose foam) stunk horribly, so I lit a nice soothing vanilla candle and put it on my nightstand, then curled up in the new bed in the new sheets on the new mattress pad and read a nice murder mystery book.<\/p>\n<p>At this point the cat jumped up onto the bed, purring madly, and started bumping me for attention.  She does the &#8220;pet me&#8221; dance for about 5 minutes before I notice the smell.  Burning hair.  The dumbass cat had apparently dunked her tail into the candle and caught her fur on fire, never noticing.  After giving me a puzzled look because I started madly beating on her tail, she ran off.  <\/p>\n<p>We ended up taking off the mattress pad anyway, because it was too hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day we took delivery of our new Louis Phillipe panel bed, and I ran out to get a dust ruffle and a new mattress pad and hub went to get our Oriental rug (which looks an awful lot like this) out of storage and I washed the new sheets and cleaned up the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}