{"id":515,"date":"2003-03-28T00:35:30","date_gmt":"2003-03-27T19:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/515"},"modified":"2003-03-28T00:35:30","modified_gmt":"2003-03-27T19:35:30","slug":"kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/515","title":{"rendered":"Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>4 yo: I&#8217;m gonna put my hand in your pocket, daddy.<br \/>\nHub: Uh, ok.  I wouldn&#8217;t do it if I were you, but I guess it&#8217;s ok.<br \/>\n4 yo: Look, daddy!  My hand&#8217;s in your pocket!<br \/>\nHub: Uh huh&#8230;<br \/>\n4 yo: Now I&#8217;m gonna put my hand in your <i>grey<\/i> pocket!<br \/>\nHub Uh, ok&#8230; HOO! Wait, that&#8217;s my underwear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4 yo: I&#8217;m gonna put my hand in your pocket, daddy. Hub: Uh, ok. I wouldn&#8217;t do it if I were you, but I guess it&#8217;s ok. 4 yo: Look, daddy! My hand&#8217;s in your pocket! Hub: Uh huh&#8230; 4 yo: Now I&#8217;m gonna put my hand in your grey pocket! Hub Uh, ok&#8230; HOO! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}