{"id":535,"date":"2003-04-24T01:33:59","date_gmt":"2003-04-23T20:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/535"},"modified":"2003-04-24T01:33:59","modified_gmt":"2003-04-23T20:33:59","slug":"im-dangerous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/535","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m dangerous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago I got really mad and threw my mouse which careened off my LCD monitor and now I&#8217;ve got a bright spot in the middle of it.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier today I ran to get the phone and my 12&#8243; aluminum Powerbook fell off the table onto a corner and bent the case.<\/p>\n<p>What shall I break tomorrow?<\/p>\n<p>(I have the most godawful pain, right behind my sternum, that feels like someone&#8217;s taking my espohagus and wringing it and it&#8217;s making me whimper occasionally.  I don&#8217;t think the beer brats are agreeing with me.  Holy COW this hurts.  Where&#8217;s gallstone pain located?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago I got really mad and threw my mouse which careened off my LCD monitor and now I&#8217;ve got a bright spot in the middle of it. Earlier today I ran to get the phone and my 12&#8243; aluminum Powerbook fell off the table onto a corner and bent the case. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}