{"id":711,"date":"2003-10-14T18:18:21","date_gmt":"2003-10-14T13:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/711"},"modified":"2003-10-14T18:18:21","modified_gmt":"2003-10-14T13:18:21","slug":"auuuuuuuuugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/711","title":{"rendered":"Auuuuuuuuugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell was I thinking when I accepted as moderator of a panel?  I&#8217;ve never even seen a panel before, except for the La Leche League conference last year.  I&#8217;m way too fat to do this, people are going to be looking at me and wishing they didn&#8217;t have to.  90% of the time the things I thought were clever witticisms fall flat.  I&#8217;m not one of the cool kids.  I don&#8217;t have anything to wear and if I go and buy something it will be completely wrong and I will stick out like a sore thumb.  I can barely keep myself together, how in the hell did I think I could keep a panel together?<\/p>\n<p>I suck I suck I suck I suck isuckisuckisuckisuckisuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell was I thinking when I accepted as moderator of a panel? I&#8217;ve never even seen a panel before, except for the La Leche League conference last year. I&#8217;m way too fat to do this, people are going to be looking at me and wishing they didn&#8217;t have to. 90% of the time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}